Posted on 08/22/2012 6:58:22 AM PDT by Bender2
NFL Preseason Schedule - 2012 [Week 3 Picks]
Week 3
THU, AUG 23 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Green Bay at Cincinnati 7:00 PM Tickets Paul Brown Stadium
Jacksonville at Baltimore 7:30 PM Tickets M&T Bank Stadium
Arizona at Tennessee 8:00 PM Tickets LP Field
FRI, AUG 24 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Philadelphia at Cleveland 7:30 PM Tickets Cleveland Browns Stadium
Atlanta at Miami 7:30 PM Tickets Sun Life Stadium
New England at Tampa Bay 7:30 PM Tickets Raymond James Stadium
San Diego at Minnesota 8:00 PM Tickets Mall of America Field
Chicago at NY Giants 8:00 PM CBS Tickets MetLife Stadium
Seattle at Kansas City 8:00 PM Tickets Arrowhead Stadium
SAT, AUG 25 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Indianapolis at Washington 4:00 PM NFL Tickets FedEx Field
Pittsburgh at Buffalo 7:00 PM Tickets Ralph Wilson Stadium
Detroit at Oakland 7:00 PM Tickets Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum
Houston at New Orleans 8:00 PM CBS Tickets Mercedes-Benz Superdome
St. Louis at Dallas 8:00 PM Tickets Cowboys Stadium
SUN, AUG 26 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
San Francisco at Denver 4:00 PM FOX Tickets Sports Authority Field at Mile High
Carolina at NY Jets 8:00 PM NBC Tickets MetLife Stadium
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Okay, Thursday night games are as follows:
Green Bay 27 at Cincinnati 10: Pack victory & big's frenzy... honored on new USPS stamp--
Jacksonville 10 at Baltimore 14: Hitch still swears by that Black Byrd Defense... and so do I--
Arizona 9 at Tennessee 24: The Fisherless Boys... find another acorn--
Friday night it is Philadelphia 17 at Cleveland 24: The Real McCoy shows his stuff... in the 4th quarter--
Atlanta 35 at Miami 13: Vick's Old Team bites the Phins... right where it hurts--
New England 31 at Tampa Bay 17: If its good enough for Brady... its good enough for me--
San Diego 28 at Minnesota 9: Even a cross-dressing quarterback... cannot help the Viqueens--
Chicago 10 at NY Giants 3: Before all you Bears fans start screaming 'Defense! Defense!" just remember... Brian Urlacher just got dumped by Jenny McCarthy--
Jenny, why did you break up... with Brian Urlacher?
Well... well-- I guess--
It was when I found out Brian... was not a Dallas Cowboy.
Seattle 13 at Kansas City 27: MY Old Dallas Texans welcome the Seahags and disrupt... their dance routine--
Now, on Saturday night:
Indianapolis 24 at Washington 10: RG3 finds... Luck is not on his side--
Pittsburgh 38 at Buffalo 3: Yes, Big Ben is raping... and pillaging dead animals again!--
Detroit 24 at Oakland 9: Raider Fans on the outside... looking in again--
Houston 31 at New Orleans 10: The thousand yars and one-half stare... is still in effect--
Sunday is my 65th birthday and in my honor the NFL has these games:
San Francisco 27 at Denver 14: Old Man Manning drops his soap... in Denver shower--
Carolina 9 at NY Jets 31: Tebow's Widlcat runs... over Panthers--
Oh, yeah... almost forgot St. Louis 17 at Dallas 31: So many injuries, we had to used one of our Cowgals... at the tight end spot--
What's so funny, Charlie? Is it... Bendy's picks?
No, Denise, but I do find it funny... you are sleeping with Bender again--
Why, Charlie, why... would you think that?
Honey, I've seen... your new tattoo!
Bend! Say it ain't so? Not.... with Charlie Sheen's old, worn out squeeze--
STFU Chris! That's Bender... you are talking about!
My pick is mountain meadow silence and crickets. TV signals no longer come to my home thanks to our “Glorious Government”. I might pick up a few games on the net or radio but the real loser is the FAN!
Go Browns
Picking preseason games is an exercise in futility. That said, no way the Panthers lose the first half of that game. The second half is a crap shoot.
Thanks for the enthusiasm for all football. Hate to even guess on preseason as it usually comes down to the deepest talent pool. This I think bodes better for the Bengals rather than those NYG’s who have a massive payroll in the first string whereas Cinci has a depth of talent and won’t see pay caps until after next season....
Cheers
Thanks for the enthusiasm for all football. Hate to even guess on preseason as it usually comes down to the deepest talent pool. This I think bodes better for the Bengals rather than those GB Packers who have a massive payroll in the first string whereas Cinci has a depth of talent and won’t see pay caps until after next season....
Cheers
Gadzooks, Ben, You're talking so low again... I can hardly hear ya!
Golly, Bend! You're so loud, you startled me... and I've been dead since 1987!
Yeah, keep it down, Bendy-- I'm trying to sell... overseas orphans on a timeshare plan!
Same here, too, Bendy-- Your loud voice... made me forget my Super Beta Prostate spiel--
Don't mean to pile on, Mr. B... but you were so loud, you knocked my bear out of the tree... in front of my house--
Sunday is my birthday. I too will be 65. Go Chiefs
My prediction?:
A nice evening snooze.
“Pre-Season” games, glorified scrimmages, are industrial strength sleeping pills.
Really, Jumper, isn't there a easier way... to get the morning paper?
Manning drops the soap again...LOL!...agreed!
Agreed, Ghost of Lee, exercise... is futility!
Say, Seven, shouldn't that be... "Resistance is futile?"
Not from my... viewpoint--
Seven, are you... getting fat?
La-la, la-la, I can't... hear you--
Oh, now I see... your... ad--
Bendy, don't tell anyone about it and I'll make it... worth your while--
My lips... are sealed!
Now, now, Bendy...being a hater is not ever pretty. Was that your objective, conservative, logical mind that said my beloved GEE-Men will only score 3 itty-bitty points against Da Bares Friday night, or your emotions got the best of you?
Pete Carroll has decided to start rookie quarterback Russell Wilson for the Kansas City game - this kid is going to be great, so hang on to your stadium cushion.
Chicago 10 at NY Giants 38: Before all you Bears fans start screaming 'Defense! Defense!" just remember... Brian Urlacher just got dumped by Jenny McCarthy--
Jenny, why did you break up... with Brian Urlacher?
Well... well-- I guess--
It was when I found out Brian... was not a Dallas Cowboy.
Bendy, you have them right except the Seahawks...they’re better than you think they are... ;)
Our Fisherless Boys are starting our new QB and announced he will start the regular season.
I like your pick - Titans over AZ 24-9.
Poor Jenny, she looks like she’s stuck between spit or swallow!!
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