Posted on 08/23/2012 6:16:52 PM PDT by Redcitizen
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a twitter, he’s already following you.
I refer you to post number 16.
Thanks...a lot.
I dunno why, but I have seen some really rotten things..including human things, but this really got to me.
Gettin old I guess.
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