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Life imitates Chuck Norris joke: Nepali man bites snake to death in revenge attack
National POst ^ | Aug 23, 2012 4:55 PM ET | Reuters

Posted on 08/23/2012 6:16:52 PM PDT by Redcitizen

KATHMANDU — A Nepali man who was bitten by a cobra snake bit it back and killed the reptile in a tit-for-tat attack, a newspaper said on Thursday.

Nepali daily Annapurna Post said Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, which bit him in his rice paddy on Tuesday, caught it and bit it until it died.

“I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry,” the 55-year-old Miya, who lives in a village some 200 km southeast of the Nepali capital of Kathmandu, was quoted by the daily as saying.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.nationalpost.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: animals; bite; nature; snake
Man bites snake ping. And it happened in Katmandu. (Kathmandu)

Chuck Norris once was bitten by a King Cobra. After 5 days of excruciating pain and suffering... the snake died.

1 posted on 08/23/2012 6:17:00 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Redcitizen

Dude


2 posted on 08/23/2012 6:18:39 PM PDT by jocon307
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To: Redcitizen
Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, which bit him in his rice paddy

"Rice Paddy" . . . is that the local colloquialism for derriere?
3 posted on 08/23/2012 6:19:36 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("I love to hear you talk talk talk, but I hate what I hear you say."-Del Shannon)
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To: Redcitizen

Hitler finds our Chuck Norris is coming to get him

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrHmcpRAZNs


4 posted on 08/23/2012 6:22:38 PM PDT by ROTB (Live holy, forgive all & pray in Jesus' name. Trust He is willing & able & eager to ANSWER BIG!)
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To: Redcitizen
would not be charged with killing the snake because the reptile was not among snake species listed as endangered in Nepal.

Thank heavens for that, Chuck Norris' King Cobra must not have been endangered either...well maybe that wasn't in Nepal.

5 posted on 08/23/2012 6:24:01 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Intellect is not wisdom" -- Thomas Sowell)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Sure sounds like he got bit in the posterior when its written that way.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term “bite me” doesn’t it?


6 posted on 08/23/2012 6:26:26 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What's on your end of the world music playlist?)
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To: Redcitizen

You all ever see that piece on Discovery where that guy in Florida got bit by a cobra in the belly? He survived and one day when he was in the shower, the place where the snake bit him, was all swelled up and the dam thing exploded. He had a hole there with no skin all the way to the gut sack..I dunno what the name of that is. I got off the couch and headed right to the bathroom. I got a pretty good stomach, but that one about made me puke.


7 posted on 08/23/2012 6:28:13 PM PDT by crz
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If he’d thought to let the snake live, it could have gone back and warned it’s snake buddies to leave that guy alone. He bites back.


8 posted on 08/23/2012 6:29:47 PM PDT by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: Redcitizen

Yes!


9 posted on 08/23/2012 6:34:07 PM PDT by dalebert
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To: jocon307

People invented cars to get away from Chuck Norris, then they invented airplanes because they thought Chuck Norris couldn’t fly.


10 posted on 08/23/2012 6:35:31 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What's on your end of the world music playlist?)
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To: Tenacious 1

PS. Do not steal this guy’s root beer.


11 posted on 08/23/2012 6:36:35 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What's on your end of the world music playlist?)
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To: crz

I’m glad I didn’t see that program. That’s gross.


12 posted on 08/23/2012 6:38:54 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What's on your end of the world music playlist?)
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To: crz

Cobras are neuro-toxic and not hemo-toxic.

Where a rattlesnake can cause all sorts of physical complications, a cobra just shuts down your nervous system.

The report you saw seems to include some unlikely data.


13 posted on 08/23/2012 6:39:12 PM PDT by ReconViper 1
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but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry,” the 55-year-old Miya,

It's that in-between age. You aren't old yet, but the trips down the hall to the bathroom every night are getting more frequent. And stuff hurts, all over, in places you didn't know you had.

I have empathy for the guy. Grumpy is a state of mind.

Biting a cobra might be cathartic.

/johnny

14 posted on 08/23/2012 6:40:35 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Redcitizen

Anyone remember the old carnival sideshow THE GEEK! Often a semi-nude woman dressed in skins who often ate snakes as part of their show.


15 posted on 08/23/2012 6:42:25 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
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To: crz

You mean this!

Monicled Cobra bite caught on video. (Graphic)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=114_1193373704


16 posted on 08/23/2012 7:08:22 PM PDT by TSgt (The only reason I have one in the chamber at all times, is because it is impossible to have two in.)
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To: ReconViper 1
Where a rattlesnake can cause all sorts of physical complications, a cobra just shuts down your nervous system.

Perhaps it was just an infection. All reptiles have absolutely filthy mouths teeming with nasty bacteria.

17 posted on 08/23/2012 7:15:06 PM PDT by ccmay (Too much Law; not enough Order.)
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To: Redcitizen

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can dry his hands with water.

Chuck Norris does not wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his den. The bear is not dead, he is just too afraid to move.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can find the floor of a bottomless pit.

Chuck Norris chews diamonds to hone his teeth.

Chuck Norris doesn’t hold his breath when he swims; water is too terrified of Chuck Norris to enter his lungs.

Chuck Norris can solve any Rubik’s Cube in one twist.

Chuck Norris does not jump; he orders the Earth to move downward several feet when he steps.


18 posted on 08/23/2012 7:24:55 PM PDT by TitansAFC (Nice job, Rick Santorum. Mission Accomplished! Grrrrrrrrrr.......................)
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To: Redcitizen

Man....bit by a cobra......chases down the snake.....chews up the snake.....let this guy be a monitor on a school bus.....
“You shut up and leave Cody alone or I tear you up like this cobra (chomp chomp)!”
That would be the best behaved bus of kids in the country.


19 posted on 08/23/2012 7:28:10 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: JRandomFreeper

Biting into a cobra certainly would qualify as an anger management tool.


20 posted on 08/23/2012 7:45:52 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What's on your end of the world music playlist?)
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To: TitansAFC

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a twitter, he’s already following you.


21 posted on 08/23/2012 7:51:20 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What's on your end of the world music playlist?)
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To: ReconViper 1

I refer you to post number 16.


22 posted on 08/23/2012 9:08:48 PM PDT by crz
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To: TSgt

Thanks...a lot.

I dunno why, but I have seen some really rotten things..including human things, but this really got to me.

Gettin old I guess.


23 posted on 08/23/2012 9:10:34 PM PDT by crz
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