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Life imitates Chuck Norris joke: Nepali man bites snake to death in revenge attack
National POst ^ | Aug 23, 2012 4:55 PM ET | Reuters

Posted on 08/23/2012 6:16:52 PM PDT by Redcitizen

KATHMANDU — A Nepali man who was bitten by a cobra snake bit it back and killed the reptile in a tit-for-tat attack, a newspaper said on Thursday.

Nepali daily Annapurna Post said Mohamed Salmo Miya chased the snake, which bit him in his rice paddy on Tuesday, caught it and bit it until it died.

“I could have killed it with a stick but bit it with my teeth instead because I was angry,” the 55-year-old Miya, who lives in a village some 200 km southeast of the Nepali capital of Kathmandu, was quoted by the daily as saying.

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To: TitansAFC

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need a twitter, he’s already following you.


21 posted on 08/23/2012 7:51:20 PM PDT by Redcitizen (What's on your end of the world music playlist?)
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To: ReconViper 1

I refer you to post number 16.


22 posted on 08/23/2012 9:08:48 PM PDT by crz
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To: TSgt

Thanks...a lot.

I dunno why, but I have seen some really rotten things..including human things, but this really got to me.

Gettin old I guess.


23 posted on 08/23/2012 9:10:34 PM PDT by crz
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