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Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her Lady Parts
News Busters ^ | 8-27-2012 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 08/27/2012 1:04:49 PM PDT by servo1969

Your humble correspondent is so fascinated by his own navel that he spends hours each day just staring at it. In fact, I am so absorbed by that body part that I am planning on writing a biography about it called "Belly Button: A New Biography."

Should you think that I am over the top in narcissistic self-absorbtion, that is nothing compared to the book that former Al Gore "alpha male" consultant, Naomi Wolf, has written. I shall put the title of her about to be released book under the fold to give you the opportunity to put your coffee mugs down to spare drenching your computer monitors. Okay, are you ready? Here is the title:

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: wbill

She was actually a hooker for a while. People paid her. I s*** you not.

That was one messed-up broad. She got beat within an inch of her life by her anarchist husband, got raped a time or two (at least), and was a hooker for a while. Makes sense that she hated men. Doesn’t make sense that so many pampered feminists went along with it.

SnakeDoc


21 posted on 08/27/2012 1:49:17 PM PDT by SnakeDoctor ("I've shot people I like more for less." -- Raylan Givens, Justified)
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To: servo1969

Sounds like a very dry read.


22 posted on 08/27/2012 1:51:51 PM PDT by patriotsblood
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To: patriotsblood

So, does the book demand that you read faster and faster as you near the end?


23 posted on 08/27/2012 1:56:50 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: supremedoctrine

I am reminded of some of the cautionary myths of the ‘vagina dentata’ which is Latin for ‘toothed vagina’. An old folk tale which cautions that sex with such a woman could cause the castration of a male.

Carl Jung had a lot to say about such women and archetypes. I think Ms. Wolfe may have uhhhh bitten off more than she can chew.

LOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata


24 posted on 08/27/2012 1:57:36 PM PDT by penelopesire (TIME FOR A SPECIAL PROSECUTOR!)
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To: MrB

Exactly. That was what the Founders studied—Classics-—what was wrong with the Athenian Democracy? Why did Machiavelli stress the need for Virtue in militaries? What made Western Civilization, so successful compared with the East? Why did Cicero embrace Natural Law Theory and the idea of Natural Rights and connect it to Justice-—Just Law— as Socrates, Aristotle and Plato detailed—and embrace Republics as the best type of government which would yield the most individual freedom.

Children are not taught to use the intellect-—that would take classical knowledge and much study and effort—they are taught to “feel” what is Right and Wrong so they will be useful idiots for government elites.


25 posted on 08/27/2012 1:57:53 PM PDT by savagesusie (Right Reason According to Nature = Just Law)
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To: patriotsblood
Sounds like a very dry read.

Bwahahahaha!!!

26 posted on 08/27/2012 2:25:36 PM PDT by Sparticus (Tar and feathers for the next dumb@ss Republican that uses the word bipartisanship.)
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To: servo1969
Naomi's sequel -

A**hole: An Autobiography

27 posted on 08/27/2012 2:34:23 PM PDT by Dr. Thorne (Democrats new name = The CSA - The Communist/Satanic/Anti-American Party)
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To: servo1969

Somebody earlier today made a palindrome of her name:

“Naomi Wolf - Flow, I moan.”

;^)


28 posted on 08/27/2012 2:37:41 PM PDT by elcid1970 (Nuke Mecca now. Death to Islam means freedom for all mankind. Deus vult!)
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To: servo1969
Naomi Wolf Writes Biography About Her LadyFemale Parts

One should never use the words "Naomi Wolf" and "Lady" in the same sentence, except in the negation of one or the other.

29 posted on 08/27/2012 3:12:10 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: servo1969
stooopid vagina... feh
30 posted on 08/27/2012 3:15:43 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: Army Air Corps
"Our Sphincters, Our Selves"
"Naomi's Bicycle: Everyone's Ridden It"
"Ebola's Best Friend"
"Dangerous Caves"
31 posted on 08/27/2012 3:20:10 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: elcid1970
Somebody earlier today made a palindrome of her name:

An anagram maybe. Not a palindrome.

32 posted on 08/27/2012 3:23:28 PM PDT by IronJack (=)
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To: supremedoctrine
I hear the introduction is by “The Man in the Boat”.

Ahh, my favorite Hemingway story: The Old Man in the Boat.

33 posted on 08/27/2012 3:25:22 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: servo1969

34 posted on 08/27/2012 3:26:05 PM PDT by Flashman_at_the_charge (Bill Maher is the de facto court-jester and fundraiser of the Obama regime.)
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To: Stormdog

So apparently girls also name their parts....

^^^
No, we do not. Only perverted leftists act like that.


35 posted on 08/27/2012 3:32:40 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Pray for our republic.)
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To: IronJack

Take a closer look, IJ.

BTW, why isn’t “palindrome” one?


36 posted on 08/27/2012 3:35:54 PM PDT by Erasmus (Zwischen des Teufels und des tiefen, blauen Meers)
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To: servo1969

leftists are perverts, ehy is anyone surprised?


37 posted on 08/27/2012 3:39:29 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: servo1969

What will this book tell us? She had it retreaded? I don’t care how many times her odometer has turned over and I don’t mean her car.


38 posted on 08/27/2012 3:45:25 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: servo1969
Naomi Wolf Arrested At Occupy Wall Street Protest In New York
guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 18 October 2011

"Naomi Wolf, the celebrated feminist author and campaigner,
has been arrested at an Occupy Wall Street protest outside an
awards ceremony held to honour New York's governor.

Wolf and a companion were led away in handcuffs from the
street in front of Skylight Studios in Manhattan."


39 posted on 08/27/2012 4:00:39 PM PDT by Iron Munro ("In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit." - Ayn Rand)
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To: servo1969

40 posted on 08/27/2012 4:04:49 PM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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