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More of the greatest inappropriate test answers from young children
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| 9-2012
Posted on 09/04/2012 11:12:49 PM PDT by doug from upland
Several cute examples, but one in particular stands out. It shows what has been done to children and how their childhoods have been stolen. My guess is 1st grade for this example, maybe even kindergarten.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: children; ourculture
To: doug from upland
I thought the seahorse/barnacle answer was pretty good!! LOL
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posted on
09/04/2012 11:21:42 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
(Liberalism. Ideas so great they have to be mandatory.-FReeper Osage Orange)
To: doug from upland; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono; Lucky9teen
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posted on
09/04/2012 11:24:52 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
To: doug from upland
To: Lancey Howard
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posted on
09/04/2012 11:44:45 PM PDT
by
doug from upland
(I don't like RINOs, but I love my country more than I hate Romney...Muslim marxist, get out!)
To: doug from upland
Oh my. Too much.
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posted on
09/04/2012 11:45:40 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(What if the rabbit hole is endless?)
To: PA Engineer
I don't know. these cute little guys live in Barnacles..
Since sea horses can be much harder to care for (unless tank hatched/raised) I suggest the barnacle and the barnacle blenny.
To: doug from upland
It shows what has been done to children and how their childhoods have been stolen.. Hmmm... but this one is prime for a job on msnbc as a news-talk host:
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posted on
09/05/2012 1:10:16 AM PDT
by
plsjr
(<>< ... HIS will be done! (choose a "lesser evil"? NEVER AGAIN))
To: plsjr
... and must be conservatives.
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posted on
09/05/2012 1:16:02 AM PDT
by
plsjr
(<>< ... HIS will be done! (choose a "lesser evil"? NEVER AGAIN))
To: plsjr
Short giraffes are too stupid to go find a shorter tree to munch on ?
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posted on
09/05/2012 2:18:01 AM PDT
by
fieldmarshaldj
(If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
09/05/2012 2:51:45 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: doug from upland
Back in high school, we had a rather dowdy English teacher, Mrs. Fletcher. One time, she was discussing how the meaning of a sentence could change depending on how you said it. So she chose on of my classmates to give an example of sarcasm in a sentence. Without missing a beat, my classmate said "My, that's a pretty dress you are wearing Mrs. Fletcher."
Even she had to laugh at that one.
To: doug from upland
OMG!!
Those are hilarious!
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posted on
09/05/2012 3:03:26 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Obama hates Mexicans (Fast and Furious))
To: SamAdams76
The teacher said to the class that two negations make a positive, but two positives never make a negative. Just then a voice from the back of the room called out, “Yeah, right.”
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posted on
09/05/2012 4:13:40 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
To: SamAdams76
Was your classmate’s name Eddie Haskell?
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posted on
09/05/2012 4:32:07 AM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
To: doug from upland
To: SamAdams76
Ahhh, I guess she wasn’t so “dowdy” in attitude that she couldn’t laugh at herself!
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posted on
09/05/2012 5:00:09 AM PDT
by
mdmathis6
(Not left wing! Not right wing! But....CHRIST WING!)
To: doug from upland
I went into hysterics over this one!
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
No, but he definitely saw Eddie Haskell on TV and was imitating him.
To: plsjr
The short giraffe was unable to adapt/evolve to eating his fellow giraffes.
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posted on
09/05/2012 11:01:52 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Only Obama put a dog on the roof of his mouth. Dogs are friends, not food.)
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