Police: Woman stole gas 10 times

UPI ^ | September 7, 2012

[ConservativeStatement]

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla., Sept. 7 (UPI) -- Police in Florida said they arrested a woman accused of driving away from one gas station 10 times without paying for the fuel.

Investigators said Dauzree Arlanne Morticia, 20, of Port St. Lucie, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of grand theft after she allegedly filled her tank at Murphy USA and drove off without paying on 10 occasions beginning Aug. 4, TCPalm.com reported Friday.

[ConservativeStatement]

Those evil big corporations forced this person into committing these acts. FOB. Friends of Bush.

[GeronL]

10 times at the same place?

[ConservativeStatement]

That's how I interpret it. The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime....10 times.

[terycarl]

is she a Democrat????

[Old Sarge]

"Barack Obama will pay my mortgage and fill my gas tank!"

[DManA]

Wait a minute. Was it this gal? Send the bill to Obama.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

[ConservativeStatement]

I am not sure. The recent Presidential polls by gender/sex would indicate a 96+% chance.

[Bride Of Old Sarge]

I don’t know who is the bigger idgit....the management/employees or the woman herself.......

[Mike3689]

Weird. I don’t know of anywhere around here that doesn’t require either pre-payment or a swipe of a credit card before putting in the gas.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You can do this if you time it right. There are times when the station is really hopping and you don’t notice a drive off until you try to ring up the person that fueled up afterwards.

[Old Sarge]

The desperado:

"Barakabama gonna pay fo' mah gas, fo' shizzle..."

[Jonty30]

You cannot always see the pumps from the cash register. Also, if you’re serving 1,000 or more customers per shift, you can’t always remember those that drive off without paying.

[GeronL]

lol.

good one

[GeronL]

lol

[Sarah Barracuda]

Hey all she was doing was using Obama’s motto of taking her “Fair share.” She was spreading the gasoline around, yeah it was all to HER gas tank but she was just doing what Obama told her to

[Gargantua]

"Dauzree Arlanne Morticia"

Sounds decidedly "Amish," don't you think? Typical brain-dead "Gimme-mine" hand-outstretched Democrat lab rat. Programmed to behave just like a brazen criminal who fears no repercussions regardless how deplorable or deviant her actions: she is owed that gas because she was born "Amish."

I think I'll puke now...

;-\

[VoiceOfBruck]

I grew up fast and I grew up mean
My fists got hard and my wits grew keen
I tell ya, life ain’t easy for a girl named Dauzree

[Bride Of Old Sarge]

Possibly....if you had more than one person involved maybe....I'm just not sure of the average 20 something going at the same exact time every time I don't disagree with you completely either...

[HiTech RedNeck]

Begging with outstretched hand would be vastly more dignified than this sneaky stealing. Surprised the place didn’t catch her license plate on camera.

Morticia? That sounds like someone out of the Munsters or was that Addams Family?