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Teenager 'accidentally shoots himself in the genitals while cleaning new gun
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ ^
Posted on 09/10/2012 11:46:47 AM PDT by jakerobins
and a testicle while cleaning a gun he had just bought, police said.
Michael Smeriglio, 18, initially lied to police and claimed he had been shot as he walked down the street in Port St. Lucie, Florida on Thursday.
But after he was questioned by police, he admitted he had done it to himself while cleaning a gun at a friend's house on Verada Street
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: banglist; floriduh; napl; nightintheruts; ouch; sourcetitlenoturl
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To: jakerobins
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:03:12 PM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: dfwgator
Unlike baseball if you get to ball two in this game you are OUT! ;-)
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:04:09 PM PDT
by
Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
To: Kartographer
“You’ll shoot your balls off, kid.”
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:04:35 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
To: TexasCajun
24
posted on
09/10/2012 12:04:57 PM PDT
by
matt04
To: jakerobins
Purchased the gun at a party. Is that a legal buy in Florida?
To: TheBattman
Possibly. Now that he’s “less” of a man he could always try to get thrown in jail in Massachusetts and petition for a sex change. This one would be a bargain for the taxpayers because there are fewer parts to remove.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:05:36 PM PDT
by
ken in texas
(I was taught to respect my elders but it keeps getting harder to find any.)
To: verum ago
“I see he has a gun with a decocker feature”
Haha! that is good! How about “I guess he’s partial to ball ammo” Gee, I can’t believe nobody else thought of that one...
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:07:01 PM PDT
by
Kratos
To: RingerSIX
I believe it makes you a full fledged Darwin Award winner. All you have to do is remove yourself from the gene pool.
To: RingerSIX
Question: If you shoot your own balls off, does that make you an honorary Darwin Award recipient, even though youre still warmer than room temperature?
Yes, IIRC to be eligible for the Darwin Award you must remove yourself from the gene pool before reproducing, either by death or disfigurement.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:08:48 PM PDT
by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes right)
To: WakeUpAndVote
LOL! I seriously doubt it....From the story it sound like the teen was a drug dealer.(hold my bong?)
To: ConservaTexan
From the article:
A teenager is recovering after he accidentally shot himself in the penis and a testicle while cleaning a gun he had just bought, police said. Depending on damage, the remaining testicle might not do him much good.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:10:35 PM PDT
by
matt04
To: jakerobins
LOL, kid must be a Romney supporter.
32
posted on
09/10/2012 12:12:25 PM PDT
by
Yashcheritsiy
(Science puts you on the moon, atheism puts you in the gulag)
To: jakerobins
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:12:46 PM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(ObamaCare is an assault on the unborn, infirmed and elderly. GOP, repeat this as necessary...)
To: jakerobins
Q: What’s the difference between this teenager and a gunfighter?
A: One cocks his gun and the other guns hi.....er... nevermind.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:12:55 PM PDT
by
RingerSIX
(My wife and I took an AIDS vaccine that they offer down at our Church.)
To: jakerobins
What sort of idiot doesn’t clear the weapon before he starts cleaning?
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:13:46 PM PDT
by
Little Ray
(AGAINST Obama in the General.)
To: Kratos
I see he has a gun with a decocker feature
Haha! that is good! How about I guess hes partial to ball ammo Gee, I cant believe nobody else thought of that one...
If he's uncircumsized and the bullet hit him on the end of his you-know-what, does that mean he was left with a jacketed hollow point? Or was he just counterbored?
I think the joke potential here is almost infinite
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:16:14 PM PDT
by
verum ago
(Be a bastard, and Karma'll be a bitch.)
To: jakerobins
He sounds about half nuts.
37
posted on
09/10/2012 12:24:48 PM PDT
by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: Little Ray
“What sort of idiot doesnt clear the weapon before he starts cleaning?”
The same kind that james the weapon in his pants without a holster.
38
posted on
09/10/2012 12:25:03 PM PDT
by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem.)
To: jakerobins
yo, yo, yo, YO!
Jus playin gangsta to impress the homies. So I gotz the gat in front, downna pantz jus like I see on TV.
Playin quickdraw done gone allraw cauz I buss a cap for I got it out da gate!!
Now he can go sing in the choir, as a soprano.
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posted on
09/10/2012 12:25:03 PM PDT
by
ConradofMontferrat
(According to mudslimz, my handle is a Hate Crime. I just Hope they don't like it.)
To: ken in texas
Probably a Full Darwin award to his unborn children. Since he shot it through and through he’ll be a side shooter. I think the little pollywogs may get lost on the way to the target.
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