Posted on 09/28/2012 8:29:19 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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But on the economy look for Obie and his sychophant supporters in the MSM to go from blaming Bush to blaming God (drought).
Couples who share the housework are more likely to divorce, study finds
Let the “Is Rush Panicking?” discussion continue
TGIF.
Good early-Friday afternoon!
I’m sick of this poll bs talk Rush. “If the election were today, Obama would win, blah blah blah......
Stop repeating it. Talk positively. Better yet, keep playing that horrid video of that woman talking about her free Obama phone which I just heard costs the taxpayers 1.6 Billion.
Do you know what the response from the Obama Team and liberals is on the Obamaphone video?
1. Republicans are racist for playing it.
2. The program was started under Bush.
They just don’t even begin to get the point, do they? LOL.
“ObamaPhone” program was started by Tracfone in 2008 under Bush,”
In that case the twit libtards are willing to stand with you in agreement that this program needs to be eliminated, right?
Plus, by pointing out that it was started under Bush (I don’t know if it is true) they are saying that the SEIU designated face of the Obama campaign is completely clueless. Once again, they are confirming that the left is pandering for the vote of the MORON class.
Well BOORTZ definitely get me energized this morning. Pissed me off is more like it.
Sorry, I didn’t see your post before I posted mine.
Anyway, the Obamabots on twitter that are making these claims are missing the point. The Obamaphone video has nothing to do with who started the free phone program. It’s about clueless, moronic voters who are motivated by what they perceive are “free goodies” given to them by politicians. It falls into the “Obama’s Stash” category of stupid.
Pelosi Decries GOP’s Negative Campaign
http://asspos.blogspot.com/2012/09/pelosi-decries-gops-negative-campaign.html
Ancient Text Reveals False Gospel
http://asspos.blogspot.com/2012/09/ancient-text-reveals-false-religion.html
International Aid Delivered to US Schools
http://asspos.blogspot.com/2012/09/international-aid-delivered-to-us.html
Obama the food stamp President, Yay!
http://asspos.blogspot.com/2012/09/obama-food-stamp-president-yay.html
No they don’t.. and I can’t get that horrible screeching woman’s voice out of my head. Romney really needs to use that in one of his campaign commercials.
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