1 posted on
09/28/2012 1:54:43 PM PDT by
DFG
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To: DFG
That’s kinda...intrusive.
28 posted on
09/28/2012 2:16:48 PM PDT by
moovova
(Hey buddy, can you spare a tagline?)
To: DFG
Yup, Øbamacare is gonna f—k you up the a$$.
I’m Joe Biden, and I approve this message.
To: DFG
Got to hand it to Biden. He knows the way to a senior’s heart.
Comedians don’t get better set up lines.
31 posted on
09/28/2012 2:19:37 PM PDT by
Ronin
(Dumb, dependent and Democrat is no way to go through life - Rep. L. Gohmert, Tex)
To: DFG
Can’t we just be friends, Joe?
32 posted on
09/28/2012 2:20:25 PM PDT by
count-your-change
(You don't have to be brilliant, not being stupid is enough.)
To: DFG
"Awright, bring that scope over here, I'm ready to show ya how it's done!"
33 posted on
09/28/2012 2:21:09 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(In search of Biden's Brain...)
To: DFG
Biden knows how important a colonoscopy is.
He gets his brains cheked reguarly that way.
35 posted on
09/28/2012 2:22:40 PM PDT by
ZULU
(See video: http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.com/2012/09/the-first-siege-of-vienna.html)
To: DFG
"Obama...he gonna give us free phones probes."
36 posted on
09/28/2012 2:27:07 PM PDT by
moovova
(Hey buddy, can you spare a tagline?)
To: DFG
Democrats & Free colonoscopies:
Anyway you look at it, you are gonna get hosed.
38 posted on
09/28/2012 2:35:12 PM PDT by
Minutemen
("It's a Religion of Peace")
To: DFG
Colonoscopy Cost Averages Around the Country
San Francisco, CA Colonoscopy Cost Average $3,000
Boston, MA Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,925
San Diego, CA Colonoscopy Cost Average $3,000
Tampa, FL Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,100
Minneapolis, MN Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,325
Denver, CO Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,400
Detroit, MI Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,250
Seattle, WA Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,550
Baltimore, MD Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,250
St. Louis, MO Colonoscopy Cost Average $2,025
39 posted on
09/28/2012 2:38:55 PM PDT by
stocksthatgoup
(ZERO DARK THIRTY (coming soon to an embassy near you))
To: DFG
I don’t think free colonoscopies are going to be a great vote-getter.
On a similar subject ... Katie Colon was just named “Worst Reporter In The History of Man” by the Media Research Center - wonder if it had anything to do with her ‘on scene’ reporting during her ‘bend over’ claim to fame.
41 posted on
09/28/2012 2:40:05 PM PDT by
MissMagnolia
(Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (M.Thatcher))
To: DFG
43 posted on
09/28/2012 2:43:32 PM PDT by
Slyfox
To: DFG
Vice President Joe Biden reminded them that thanks to President Obama, they could now get colonoscopies without a co-pay.
First Free food, then Free phones now free colonoscopies.
The bad part is that the doctor doing it will be GAY DOCTOR who got his degree at the Obama Medical Acadamy in CUBA!!
44 posted on
09/28/2012 2:58:37 PM PDT by
ExCTCitizen
(Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
To: DFG; ExTexasRedhead; ml/nj; socialismisinsidious; GailA; sheik yerbouty; Ravi; cajungirl; ...
“You are now able to go get a wellness exam, and guys, if you conclude you might need a colonoscopy because of the feeling you had..." Two gaffes in one sentence by the gaffe artist himself:
(1) What does "colonoscopy" have to do with "guys"? Women get them as well! (Do you think Joe's knowledge of anatomy might be limited?)
(2) What kind of "feeling you had" might lead to a "wellness" colonoscopy? If the "feeling" is a symptom, the colonoscopy wouldn't be considered "wellness" anymore, but would be medically indicated - which probably means that you need a co-pay.
Memo to you folks with your hands out for government largesse: it may not be quite the same in the real world as the Democrat politicians tell you it is! And there's no such thing as a free lunch!
To: DFG
Something should be shoved up Biden!
48 posted on
09/28/2012 3:08:05 PM PDT by
Fledermaus
(Democrats are dangerous and evil. Republicans are just useful idiots.)
To: DFG
Joe Biden needs a Colonoscopy to clean the crap out of his brain.No wonder he’s such a dimwit.
52 posted on
09/28/2012 3:26:05 PM PDT by
puppypusher
(The World is going to the dogs.)
To: DFG
obama is doing a colonoscopy on the wallets of every American
Be sure to send a thank you note
To: DFG
Gosh, this is great news, Joe! I don't really need a colonoscopy, but since it's free, I'll go out and schedule one tomorrow!
56 posted on
09/28/2012 3:50:44 PM PDT by
Kenton
(Feed the Homeless to the Hungry...)
To: DFG
58 posted on
09/28/2012 4:24:46 PM PDT by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: DFG
I heard Mark Levin mention this a while ago. Bring your own gloves ;)
59 posted on
09/28/2012 4:48:44 PM PDT by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: DFG
Free colonoscopies? Hot Damn!!! I'm going to vote for Obama!!! He'll save me my $20.00 co-pay once every five years!
Genuflectimus non ad principem sed ad Principem Pacis!
Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)
61 posted on
09/28/2012 5:27:35 PM PDT by
ConorMacNessa
(HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines RVN 1969 - St. Michael the Archangel defend us in Battle!)
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