Student Spiked Teacher's Coffee With Butt Pills

The Smoking Gun ^ | October 5, 2012

[EveningStar]

Police are investigating a North Carolina high school student who allegedly spiked his teacher’s coffee with “GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”

[CommerceComet]

“GluteBoost,” a supplement that purports to “enhance your butt size.”

I thought that's what donuts are for.

[FreedomPoster]

Re: Photo Testimonials

OK, that was frightening.

< bleaches eyeballs>

[elkfersupper]

Two possible scenarios for the teacher (victim):

She either has 'way too much butt already, or;

She has no butt at all

[RedMDer]

Click

[heartwood]

Somehow I read that as “Pit Bulls” and wondered how they fit in the cup.

Near anagram, I guess.

[Red Badger]

Apparently you has no English teacher problems.........

[Tax-chick]

It seems as if teachers should follow the same precautions regarding beverages that young women in nightclubs are advised to take: never let it leave your hand, never take your eyes off it.

At least this was a product intended to be ingested. The headline suggested a rectal suppository.

[Fresh Wind]

What’s the point? Any results would be long in coming.

A few drops of phenolphthalein in the coffee would have amusing results much sooner.

[struggle]

Yeah that ‘s’ is right next to the ‘d’ and I have fat fingers.