Posted on 10/09/2012 8:11:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Big Bird is the intelligence level of their voter base Rush.
Barf! If Obama is eye candy, he is Necco Wafers, or dried-up candy corn.
Romney is a full-sized Hershey bar with almonds.
Big Bird was on SNL and asked to make a statement about Romney.
He refused. I guess that was a statement in itself.
Don’t worry everyone, if we can defund PBS then Mark Levin has committed to lead an effort to buy Sesame Streat and Barney. The free market will not let such profitable brands just die!
PBS receives tax money while at the same time they profit tremondously with SS and Barney!
They would be a huge IPO.
Good for Mark! If it happens, I hope he’ll bring back Cookie Monster and kick the politically correct Veggie Monster out the window!
Rush is wrong, the PEW poll is only R +2.75, which is slightly higher than 2004.
The pollsters dilemma: They are being FORCED to reveal REAL numbers EARLY because of the huge win for Romney in the debates.
The pollsters are going to be put under the microscope, FINALLY.
Is there really a Veggie Monster? Does she look like Michelle O?
I love it when they get caught, and pretend it never happened. Dumbasses.
I think most pollsters have always operated in two modes:
1. Try to influence the trend by rigging the polls to favor the democrat/liberal candidate
2. Adjust the rigging to show more accurate results as the election nears, to preserve their reputation.
Look at how much Rasmussen has benefited from the perception that he was “the only one who got it right”. That kind of PR is worth millions. Follow the money and you will see the truth of the “polling industry”.
Aside from what is reported on a press release, who can honestly say any poll has been done whatsoever? They could be making all these results up! All we have to go on is their “reputation for honesty” — and if you believe that, how’d you like a good deal on a bridge in Brooklyn?
LOL, apparently not, though CM does lots more “healthy” eating these days. My kids are too old for SS, so I apologize for repeating a rumor!
Regardless, the polls have got the lefties soiling themselves...how long before we hear the first call to cancel the remaining Presidential debates?
If Ryan blows Biden off the podium I suspect there will be a real panic to avoid the continuation of the trend.
Award winning post here....
That’s right, they have influenced our elections far too long and it’s high time the public realizes it.
Maybe THIS election will do it.
This is just an awesome picture!
Maybe this?
I’m just seeing a red X in a box...
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