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1 posted on 10/18/2012 12:33:26 PM PDT by Slyfox
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“I need ten thousand dollars bail money.”


26 posted on 10/18/2012 1:05:58 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Winning is Everything.)
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Hotline.


27 posted on 10/18/2012 1:10:32 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.)
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Wadda ya mean the check bounced on my new digs in Hawaii?
I’m sure there’s still some money left in the government’s bank account
WHAT? Borrow it from China?
Can’t we wait until I get reelected?


29 posted on 10/18/2012 1:15:21 PM PDT by lucky american (The Democrats will follow the big "D"even if it means going over a cliff.)
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Wadda ya mean the check bounced on my new digs in Hawaii?
I’m sure there’s still some money left in the government’s bank account
WHAT? Borrow it from China?
Can’t we wait until I get reelected?


30 posted on 10/18/2012 1:15:37 PM PDT by lucky american (The Democrats will follow the big "D"even if it means going over a cliff.)
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“Yes Ms Jarret, I mean mommy. Yes mommy. I understand mommy!”


31 posted on 10/18/2012 1:19:00 PM PDT by Batman11 (We came for the chicken sandwiches and a Sweet Tea Party broke out!)
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Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?


Damned obamaphone!
33 posted on 10/18/2012 1:22:26 PM PDT by FrankR (They will become our ultimate masters the day we surrender the 2nd Amendment.)
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To: Slyfox; flaglady47; mickie
"Hullo, Mr. Barack Hussein Obama?

"Excuse me, but would you spell your name for me?

"Thanks! Congratulations! This is Publishers Clearing House. You just won the One Million Dollars first prize plus $5000 every week for life. We just need to see a bona fide birth certificate....and it's all yours.

"We'd like to come over tomorrow with the big check and the balloons if it's okay with you. Do you live in a house or apartment?"

Leni

34 posted on 10/18/2012 1:38:06 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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this is Domino pizza head office..../Sorry but we can´t consider you for pizza delivery”


35 posted on 10/18/2012 1:43:36 PM PDT by Christian1
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Boy, he looks like he’s just realized how BADLY he’s losing. Despair.


36 posted on 10/18/2012 1:44:01 PM PDT by EggsAckley ("There's an Ethiopian in the fuel supply!")
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“There’s still some smoke near the headliner? I’ll be right down.”


38 posted on 10/18/2012 1:52:06 PM PDT by Rastus
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"Reggie, I keep leaving you messages on voicemail but you won't return my calls. This election is killing me. I'm hurtin' man.
I need to hear your voice. Call me? Please?"

40 posted on 10/18/2012 1:55:50 PM PDT by OB1kNOb (November 6th is the tipping point for freedom in America.)
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Oh great... Another "Hitler finds out..." video about me?
41 posted on 10/18/2012 1:59:28 PM PDT by Safrguns
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But I don't want to fly coach to Hawaii Jan 20th.

42 posted on 10/18/2012 2:05:29 PM PDT by New Perspective (Proud father of a 8 yr old son with Down Syndrome and fighting to keep him off Obama's death panels.)
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"Who is this?

"...a village in Kenya?

"...and you want your what back?"

43 posted on 10/18/2012 2:07:02 PM PDT by Hunton Peck
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Yo G, why ain't you returnin my phone calls man? I be really jonesin, can't you help a brotha out? This president thing is tough; I need me a pick me up you know? Call me back.."

44 posted on 10/18/2012 2:08:48 PM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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uhhhh....Vladimir, about that flexibility...


47 posted on 10/18/2012 2:22:00 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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“Et tu, BigBird?”


48 posted on 10/18/2012 2:22:32 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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“What do you mean he has got my real birth certificate?”


49 posted on 10/18/2012 2:25:58 PM PDT by woofie (It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
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Say wut? Chicago’s Big Mommas are mad as hell and calling me “Bathhouse Barry”?


51 posted on 10/18/2012 6:11:30 PM PDT by Larousse2 (The price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance. ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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