Posted on 10/18/2012 12:33:23 PM PDT by Slyfox
Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, Ring, 0bamaphone.
“Hello, Reggie? As you probably saw, I got schwacked by Romney again tonight... I need some “us” time...”
Does this cell phone make my head look big?
You what? Called last night at 3AM? Sorry, I musta missed it...
He looks real bad.
Work must not agree with him.
“I need ten thousand dollars bail money.”
Hotline.
“Work must not agree with him.”
The first time is always the hardest.
Wadda ya mean the check bounced on my new digs in Hawaii?
I’m sure there’s still some money left in the government’s bank account
WHAT? Borrow it from China?
Can’t we wait until I get reelected?
Wadda ya mean the check bounced on my new digs in Hawaii?
I’m sure there’s still some money left in the government’s bank account
WHAT? Borrow it from China?
Can’t we wait until I get reelected?
“Yes Ms Jarret, I mean mommy. Yes mommy. I understand mommy!”
“The polls are trending in the opposite direction, my buzz words are not working...they ain’t buying it, what do I do now?”
"Excuse me, but would you spell your name for me?
"Thanks! Congratulations! This is Publishers Clearing House. You just won the One Million Dollars first prize plus $5000 every week for life. We just need to see a bona fide birth certificate....and it's all yours.
"We'd like to come over tomorrow with the big check and the balloons if it's okay with you. Do you live in a house or apartment?"
Leni
this is Domino pizza head office..../Sorry but we can´t consider you for pizza delivery”
Boy, he looks like he’s just realized how BADLY he’s losing. Despair.
“I was the head of Chicago Community Organizing, I was the President of the United States...I was a contender.”
“There’s still some smoke near the headliner? I’ll be right down.”
You have reached the Office of the President of the
United States...The President isn’t available at the
moment if you would like to speak to the First Lady
please leave your name and number and Ann will return
your call as soon as she is able. Thank you.
"Reggie, I keep leaving you messages on voicemail but you won't return my calls. This election is killing me. I'm hurtin' man.
I need to hear your voice. Call me? Please?"
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