Posted on 11/02/2012 9:02:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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That’s odd.
....make that Geraldo...not GERARDO! lol
I had the exact same conspiratorial thoughts.
As to who will ping you first it’s a roll of the dice.
If I knew you were coming I’d have thrown some rice.
With this group it is always about the optics. Government by smoke and mirrors.
You’re welcome.
Has anyone heard from IMPR?
If the country is dumb enough to buy that, then it DESERVES Obama.
What they fail to mention is that black unemployment is up significantly, from 13.something to 14.something. I think there’s an article in the National Review on it.
I'm guessing this is only for today. Even so, allowing Whorald to usurp Rush? This is an abomination.
I'm listening to WABC-AM. Actually I just turned it off.
Why does Rush always say “Rass Mussin” Isn’t the correct pronunciation “Rass Mew sin”?
Everyone, please consider joining Twitter and FREEP #benghazi!
Trying to get it to appear on the trending line.
watch this! Oh, and Mrs. bob put it on that book of face’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsa4uLmTw0M&feature=share
I say NIH! to Geraldo!
To whom you ping I dare not dice.
For whom you ping they share my vice.
Yep.
Did you see the angry folks who still haven’t seen aid?
And the lovely dumpster diving for food in the city?
Good work!
Same here re: WABC. I just called to ask him why the heck he was on... busy.
Loved the stroking re: Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Obama love/help fest.
Obviously, something was amiss.
I threw up something I ate in kindergarten.
Rush, WTH is up with WABC?
And though a ping is awfully nice...
With FR misfires, you may ping thrice
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk
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