Posted on 11/02/2012 9:02:22 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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My Dad could break wind on both ends simultaneous. LOL
Bill is a known liar, but this statement is a curiosity.
What’s he angling for?
Rush just suggested it.
My belief that "Rassmussen" is pronounced "RASS mussin" (not "Rass MIEW sun") comes from living in southern Sweden forty years ago.
But my Scandinavian speaking skills are rusty, so I will try pinging a couple of FReepers who have lived there more recently.
You mean the stuff they just put out today about there being a “secret” team sent out to assist the consulate, etc.?
I’m going to tell Razz he is pronouncing it wrong LOL
give me enuf cornbread and jalipeno beans and I can “whistle” dixie
ABC news radio just reported that the jobs report was better than expected.
No mention of the unemployment rate going up.
The media is shameless.
LOL!!
Now that is TALENT!!
no...5 new emails with every jot and tiddle....the whole boat
it was hugh
OH BOY! WHIO will be airing Obama in Springfield instead of Rush....
Guess I will listen just to see how loud the crowd is. Of course, Springfield is kind of an Obama stronghold. Should be interesting.
Please keep me updated on what Rush is saying!!
My dads preferred menu was “beans, pineapple, and elbow macaroni...”so I can play Hawaiian music with a pipe organ effect”
(Now you know where I get my humor ;-)
Rush says people are using the hallways of their apts for toilets because the sewers wont work.
Things are getting ugly fast.
And they apparently didn’t consider 7.8 is less than 7.9, and the 7.9 was supposed to be last week’s number...
Thank God, Bloomberg banned sodas over 16 oz.
Had he not been so wise, NYC would just be one big pee party right now. /s
Yes it was Schumer. Your wish, my command.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK-bzv_yso0
Have some letters:
http://www.myfoxal.com/story/19982540/ny-senator-chuck-schumer-visits-sandy-victims
Bonus:
Gillibrand, Schumer promise Red Cross, FEMA aid to Staten Island Thursday
http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/11/gillibrand_schumer_promise_red.html
turned 57 oct 14th.....still got a flat belly and a butt like a 10 year old........
just spewed coffee w/ hazelnut ...BRB
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