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PREPARING FOR POST OBAMA ELECTION
Self | 11-08-2012 | Paratrooper82

Posted on 11/08/2012 10:42:21 AM PST by paratrooper82

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Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

1. Close out our bank accounts, checking accounts, savings account.

2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

3. Destroy and toss all cell phones.

4. Take out and smash all black boxes in our vehicles. Will put on the road my 69 mustaang.

5. Cut up all credit cards and call to stop all transactions.

6. Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.

7. Buy only the bare necessaities and pay all bills with a money order.

8. Plan all travel areas, use back roads to avoid TSA agents.

9. Do not use landline telephone only in an emergency.

10. Call and turn off Direct TV.

11. End all computer web services.

12. Build a gate at the end of our driveway and keep it locked. Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.

13. Get involved more heavily with local Tea Party to establish a third party, no more money to the GOP under any circumstance!

The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!

1 posted on 11/08/2012 10:42:24 AM PST by paratrooper82
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To: paratrooper82

Don’t you think that this list is a tad overdone?


2 posted on 11/08/2012 10:44:23 AM PST by diamond6 (Pray........pray very hard!!)
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To: paratrooper82

It is really stupid to announce all this. I say chesty thumping.


3 posted on 11/08/2012 10:45:34 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (cat dog, cat dog, alone in the world is a little cat dog)
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To: paratrooper82

Good joke man. Very funny.


4 posted on 11/08/2012 10:46:14 AM PST by jjm2111
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To: diamond6

Sounds just a bit paranoid, doesn’t it? Oh well! It takes all kinds. LOL


5 posted on 11/08/2012 10:46:47 AM PST by txnativegop (Fed up with zealots)
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To: paratrooper82
The list may be updated to include other more secret actions that the government need not know about here!

Good idea - don't post any more "Secret" ideas that the Gov't need not know about on a public website - especially if you've already ended all computer web services.

6 posted on 11/08/2012 10:47:25 AM PST by TomServo
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To: paratrooper82
Today, I instructed my wife to prepare for post Obama election by doing the following:

Gee whiz...I hope you're going to pitch in. That's a heavy list to put on your wife's shoulders.

7 posted on 11/08/2012 10:47:38 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts ("The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Ecclesiastes 1)
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To: paratrooper82

Just out of curiosity. How are you going to post?


8 posted on 11/08/2012 10:47:43 AM PST by Crimson Elephant
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To: paratrooper82

I am curious as to what your wife said when you told her to do all of those things.


9 posted on 11/08/2012 10:48:20 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: paratrooper82

Good luck and God Bless you. We wouldn’t be here with a nation of people like you.


10 posted on 11/08/2012 10:48:23 AM PST by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (REPEAL OBAMACARE. Nothing else matters.)
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To: paratrooper82

I assume we can put you in the “disappointed with election results” column?


11 posted on 11/08/2012 10:49:08 AM PST by diogenes ghost
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To: paratrooper82

Cut off DirectTV????

From my cold, dead hands.


12 posted on 11/08/2012 10:49:08 AM PST by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (We don't have an Obama problem. We have an America problem.)
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To: paratrooper82

14. Post all plans on a government-monitored conservative (i.e. subversive) website.


13 posted on 11/08/2012 10:49:22 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: jjm2111
It won't be much of a joke when the IRS shows up and demands you turn over your checking and savings account numbers so they can steal your money for Obamacare! Read the bill, this is exactly what the Bill demands from Americans.

won't be a joke when you are charged for “carbon credits” so you can heat your home!

Won't be a joke when the UN shows up and demands your firearms under the small arms treaty Obama says he will now sign!

No one is laughing!

14 posted on 11/08/2012 10:50:26 AM PST by paratrooper82 (We have been deserted by this WH and left to fend for ourselves in Afghanistan! Both hands tied!)
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To: diamond6
" Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked. "

Get rid of the landline too, and just use pigeons to communicate.

15 posted on 11/08/2012 10:52:10 AM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

Well damn! He put up the 500 cords of wood!


16 posted on 11/08/2012 10:52:14 AM PST by pingman (Step right up and place yer' bets!)
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To: diamond6

If you’re destroying all cell phones and only using landlines in an emergency then how are your friends going to call you when they need the gate unlocked?


17 posted on 11/08/2012 10:52:47 AM PST by FreedomEagleDeltaForce
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To: paratrooper82

Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed you chute?


18 posted on 11/08/2012 10:53:02 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: paratrooper82

Put down the drink and come in off the ledge. Besides, who packed your chute?


19 posted on 11/08/2012 10:53:06 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: diamond6

> 11. End all computer web services.

You don’t have to do that. You can use TOR:

TOR Project: Anonymity Online

https://www.torproject.org/


20 posted on 11/08/2012 10:53:42 AM PST by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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To: paratrooper82

Right on paratrooper. Right on.


21 posted on 11/08/2012 10:53:46 AM PST by tickedoffnow (No more...)
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And don’t forget to include the purchase of the big bubble you and the wife plan on living in.


22 posted on 11/08/2012 10:54:08 AM PST by Kevin in California
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To: paratrooper82

[Gee whiz...I hope you’re going to pitch in. That’s a heavy list to put on your wife’s shoulders. ]

I laughed. If my husband gave me this list and “instructed” me to do it, I’d tell him he was losing it and to do it himself.


23 posted on 11/08/2012 10:54:22 AM PST by KansasGirl ("If you have a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."--B. Hussein Obama)
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To: paratrooper82

Oh my. I thought that this was a tongue in cheek post. You’re serious about all this?


24 posted on 11/08/2012 10:54:33 AM PST by jjm2111
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To: paratrooper82

You instructed your wife to do those things? And her response was...?


25 posted on 11/08/2012 10:54:34 AM PST by ScottinVA (I've never been more disgusted with American voters.)
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To: paratrooper82

Inform all friends and relatives to call first prior to a visit so the gate can be unlocked.

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Call? Dude. You done threw away the cell phones and don’t use the land lines.


26 posted on 11/08/2012 10:54:44 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: paratrooper82

Loosen up that chinstrap troop. Remember, a proper PLF isn’t ‘feet, ass, and head’...:)


27 posted on 11/08/2012 10:55:03 AM PST by corlorde (forWARD of the state)
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To: paratrooper82

“Call and stop propane gas shipments, will now burn firewood. Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.”

I would continue using the propane and save the firewood. It sounds that you are retired. I would consider many of your ideas but I have a business, am still making money, and need to work.

What about moving to Ecuador?


28 posted on 11/08/2012 10:55:28 AM PST by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est; zero sera dans l'enfer bientot)
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To: paratrooper82
No one is laughing!

Well....we are laughing WITH you....sorta.

You are going Galt, off the grid, etc. We get it. More power to you, fine prepper. Keep in touch.

29 posted on 11/08/2012 10:56:01 AM PST by Tenacious 1 (The Click-&-Paste Media exists & works in Utopia, riding unicorns & sniffing pixy dust.)
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To: paratrooper82
11. End all computer web services.

I couldn't live like that.
30 posted on 11/08/2012 10:56:08 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: FreedomEagleDeltaForce
Ever hear of caller ID? While you may think this is funny, wait until you are staring down a 40 cal glock demanding you turn over your personal information, then you have to decide bend over and grease your ass or stand and fight?

I guess I know what you will do!

31 posted on 11/08/2012 10:56:35 AM PST by paratrooper82 (We have been deserted by this WH and left to fend for ourselves in Afghanistan! Both hands tied!)
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To: paratrooper82

32 posted on 11/08/2012 10:57:10 AM PST by ScottinVA (I've never been more disgusted with American voters.)
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To: NEMDF
I am curious as to what your wife said when you told her to do all of those things.

"Okay, where do I send the divorce papers?"
33 posted on 11/08/2012 10:57:25 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: KansasGirl

Also, not to touch my car, checking account, credit cards, or wireless service.


34 posted on 11/08/2012 10:59:12 AM PST by KansasGirl ("If you have a business, you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen."--B. Hussein Obama)
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To: paratrooper82

Was she supposed to have all that done by the end of the day?


35 posted on 11/08/2012 10:59:21 AM PST by ScottinVA (I've never been more disgusted with American voters.)
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To: paratrooper82

Your account numbers are in a permanent file held by your medical & financial services providers and accessible to FedGov. You will be asked, under your extreme scenario, to prove it was all spent and on what. Retirement accounts have taxes involved.

Proof of health insurance is mandatory as of January. No ins: fine &/or jail.

They can assess your carbon footprint on your firewood.
500 cords? Full cords or face? It still will be punk before you use most of it.

IF they demand your firearms, they will break down your gate and search for them. If they find so much as a whiff of gunpowder residue, they’ll dig up your land, if they want them that badly.

Your _wife_ knows how to get the black box out and destroy it?

With drones, they don’t need TSA VIPR.

Way to not become a member of the Church of the Low Profile and to rise rapidly to the top of any watch list.


36 posted on 11/08/2012 10:59:21 AM PST by reformedliberal
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To: paratrooper82

500 replies. Easy.

Here. YOU choose your own popcorn gif.

http://zeroshift.imgur.com/popcorn_gifs


37 posted on 11/08/2012 10:59:42 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Kartographer

Your thoughts?


38 posted on 11/08/2012 11:00:04 AM PST by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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To: Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears
Cut off DirectTV???? From my cold, dead hands.

I shut off Direct 3 years ago.

I get all the programs - and FOX - online FREE - and pay Netflix $7.95 a month the watch movies, docs and series - without ads (half the time time spent.) I have a cable from PC to my Flatscreen TV in the living room so that I can watch them all there.

I'm loving that money - over $1,000 a year - in MY pocket. (can buy a lot of 'food' for that)

39 posted on 11/08/2012 11:01:50 AM PST by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

LOL!


40 posted on 11/08/2012 11:02:37 AM PST by Spirit of Liberty (Time to go Galt!)
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To: txnativegop

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid
You step outa line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey what’s that sound
Everbody look what’s goin down

1967 Buffalo Springfield


41 posted on 11/08/2012 11:04:34 AM PST by greeneyes (Moderation in defense of your country is NO virtue. Let Freedom Ring.)
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To: NEMDF

I’m sure she didn’t like his tone.


42 posted on 11/08/2012 11:04:41 AM PST by Despot of the Delta
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To: corlorde
Laugh, this is NOT our Government anymore, why in the hell would you participate in a government that is foreign to America and has become an enemy of honest Americans? This of course is your prerogative, but, I don't have to and will not feed the beast>

Obama needs to get the deficit down, how do you suppose he will do that, cutting government? NO, he is coming for your money and wealth! How does government do that? It steals it from you. Are you going to just stand there and get mugged by the government?

No one is laughing!

43 posted on 11/08/2012 11:05:39 AM PST by paratrooper82 (We have been deserted by this WH and left to fend for ourselves in Afghanistan! Both hands tied!)
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To: diamond6
All you really need to do is lay in more ammunition in appropriate calibers ~ plus set aside some nice used rags for cleaning patches.

Subsistence hunting may become necessary sooner rather than later.

Rather than piling up firewood what you need to do is check out your chainsaw ~ make sure it's in working condition, then track down where some of the EPA employees live. Theirs is the first place to sack for firewood ~ not their homes but their lots. Practice the route a few times, and wait until other fuel sources are exhausted ~ the trees continue to grow.

44 posted on 11/08/2012 11:05:56 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: diamond6
Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.

ummm, at 10 cord a year (and I sure hope your dwelling is more heat efficient than that's that's 50+ years worth. And it's likely you can get lots more in those 50+ years.)

so 'am assuming you figure wood will be valuable commodity for barter/sale. BTW, you got a donkey or two planned? Mustang won't haul a lot, especially when it runs out of gas...or stored gas has gone 'sour".

That locked gate gonna keep a S.W.A.T armored vehicle at bay?

R'ots a ruck.

45 posted on 11/08/2012 11:10:12 AM PST by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does.)
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To: diamond6
Already have more than 500 cord stacked as a backup.

ummm, at 10 cord a year (and I sure hope your dwelling is more heat efficient than that's that's 50+ years worth. And it's likely you can get lots more in those 50+ years.)

so 'am assuming you figure wood will be valuable commodity for barter/sale. BTW, you got a donkey or two planned? Mustang won't haul a lot, especially when it runs out of gas...or stored gas has gone 'sour".

That locked gate gonna keep a S.W.A.T armored vehicle at bay?

R'ots a ruck.

46 posted on 11/08/2012 11:10:31 AM PST by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does.)
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To: paratrooper82
Sorry but this one is not a good idea (I'm assuming you mean "exit" not "exist.".

2. Eliminate and exist from all medical service programs, insurance, and destroy all medical records and ID numbers.

Maybe you think you can maintain control over your life by implementing these procedures...but you do not control your health, and even if you're "healthy" now, that all can change on a dime.

47 posted on 11/08/2012 11:10:55 AM PST by memyselfandi59
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To: maine-iac7

Just a joke...I don’t even have NetFlix or cable or anything. I just don’t watch that much TV anyway.


48 posted on 11/08/2012 11:12:19 AM PST by Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears (We don't have an Obama problem. We have an America problem.)
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To: Jyotishi; All
TOR Project: Anonymity Online https://www.torproject.org/

I've lost track to the info, but there is a way to keep communication with selected people online thru' the DOS system.

Anyone remember this?

49 posted on 11/08/2012 11:14:34 AM PST by maine-iac7 (Christian is as Christian does.)
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To: Crimson Elephant

Not that I am full onboard with the OP but Wi-fi.
I’m a “simple liver” although I don’t use that term since I found out that most of the simple living folks are liberal whackjobs and environ mental cases.


50 posted on 11/08/2012 11:14:34 AM PST by Leep (Are you smarter than a 7th grade math student and or Barack 0bama?)
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