Old Soviet jokes become the new American reality

Tea Party Tribune ^ | November 12, 2012 | Oleg Atbashian

[Moseley]

The six contradictions of socialism in the United States of America: •America is capitalist and greedy – yet half of the population is subsidized. •Half of the population is subsidized – yet they think they are victims. •They think they are victims – yet their representatives run the government. •Their representatives run the government – yet the poor keep getting poorer. •The poor keep getting poorer – yet they have things that people in other countries only dream about. •They have things that people in other countries only dream about – yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

[Windflier]

Excellent! Sent it out to my email list. Thanks.

[Moltke]

Everyone else in the union has to Eat Sh!t.

Well, they won't be eating Twinkies or Wonder Bread anymore, that's for sure.

[DoughtyOne]

Nice find. These truisms or whatever they are, are quite a teaching tool. Very good.

[Jack Hammer]

Actually, I’m a little more worried that the old Alice in Wonderland jokes have become the new American reality.

Between the President and his Attorney General, we’re looking at Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum.