Posted on 11/28/2012 4:25:18 AM PST by shove_it
More & more often these days, the jokes just write themselves.
Honestly? Nothing. She isn’t pretty enough to hold my interests that way. She is obviously whiney, ill informed, and not too bright so conversation would be maddeningly mundane. Given where she is at in life and her outlook I doubt we have much if anything in common. I’ll pass.
That is strange- I dreamt about propellers and torpedoes in The Netherlands last night, no joke.
So I guess it is phone sex.
$0.00
About 2 bits.
About 2 bits.
I dont’t know, what’s the going rate for a whore?
Do I get to do anything I want with no fear of murder and cruelty charges?
This woman is such a fluke.........
Zero. I don’t want a STD. I bet that she is loaded with disease known to man and some that are not.
Thread winner right there!
If this were a live session, I’d pay her a Charlie to give her a bandit mask.
Nothing.... Payment would not be required.
Were we to meet, she would be overwhelmed by the opportunity to meet with me in private.
They couldn’t pay me to spend a minute with her.
We will bid 3 rubbers, 2 morning after pills, 1 package of vaginal contraceptive gel, One expense paid trip to Planned Parenthood, 6 diaphrams, 3 women’s condoms, 3 IUD’s, 2 cases of spermicide.
We’ve already paid.
Let’s see ,,,, $7.25 is the min. Hr. wage and she can do all my outdoor chores ,, clean the gutters , rake the leaves , cut the grass , weed the garden etc. . I will not pay her during the many times a day she has sex ,, her John’s will have to cover that time ,, she supplies the birth control pills but the John’s must supply the 3 bags . Then it’s back to work at my house for her 29 1/2 hour work week thanks to 0bama and her stupidity .
Let’s see ,,,, $7.25 is the min. Hr. wage and she can do all my outdoor chores ,, clean the gutters , rake the leaves , cut the grass , weed the garden etc. . I will not pay her during the many times a day she has sex ,, her John’s will have to cover that time ,, she supplies the birth control pills but the John’s must supply the 3 bags . Then it’s back to work at my house for her 29 1/2 hour work week thanks to 0bama and her stupidity .
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