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HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?
TheCollegeFix via Instapundit ^ | 27 Nov 2012 | NATHAN HARDEN

Posted on 11/28/2012 4:25:18 AM PST by shove_it

EXCLUSIVE: Sandra Fluke, noted advocate for government-subsidized birth control, is auctioning off one hour of her time for an online “strategy session” at the site BiddingForGood.com.

According to the auction page, “Social justice advocate Sandra Fluke will help you harness the power of activism and/or advocacy with this strategy session. You bring the expertise on your issue, and Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

A reliable source has informed me that the auction is authentic. But if you were hoping for face-to-face time with Ms. Fluke, I’m afraid that’s not on the menu: The auction page states: “Advice session will take place by phone or Skype at a mutually convenient time. The item is one session of up to one hour.”

Unfortunately, “All sales are final,” according to the rules. So no refunds, even if you end up dissatisfied with your experience.

How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: emptyvessel; slut; trout
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1 posted on 11/28/2012 4:25:21 AM PST by shove_it
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To: shove_it

How much would they pay me, you ask? It would have to be a lot, that’s for sure.


2 posted on 11/28/2012 4:26:23 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: shove_it

“HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?”

Let the fun commence.
Depends on who supplies the BC.


3 posted on 11/28/2012 4:29:32 AM PST by chuckee
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To: shove_it

Thank god for stable egos....


4 posted on 11/28/2012 4:29:46 AM PST by vet7279
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To: shove_it

I see. Does she normally charge by the hour?


5 posted on 11/28/2012 4:30:14 AM PST by dinodino
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To: shove_it

I’m not sure I could take two minutes of Fluke’s nagging, ranting, complaining, whining and bitching. I’d have to pass on a whole hour.


6 posted on 11/28/2012 4:31:14 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Don't tax me bro! Tax that guy over there!)
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To: shove_it

..another government funded (tax payer funded) scam to promote parasitic behavior.


7 posted on 11/28/2012 4:31:29 AM PST by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: chuckee

BYOBC


8 posted on 11/28/2012 4:32:07 AM PST by shove_it ( No representation without taxation.)
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To: dinodino

The meeting will be BYOR

Bring your own Rubbers.


9 posted on 11/28/2012 4:32:59 AM PST by Venturer
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To: shove_it

“Sandra will bring her sharp strategic mind and national experience.”

That’s funny right there...


10 posted on 11/28/2012 4:34:27 AM PST by Rennes Templar (Be positive: America is greater than Obama.)
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To: shove_it

Does the dumpster diving looking for used rubbers count towards the hour? Or does she consider that foreplay.


11 posted on 11/28/2012 4:34:27 AM PST by chuckee
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To: shove_it

Nine bucks an hour.She’ll be painting my barn.


12 posted on 11/28/2012 4:34:41 AM PST by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: shove_it

complete narcissist


13 posted on 11/28/2012 4:35:22 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: shove_it
How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

Does this mean she really IS a prostitute?

5.56mm

14 posted on 11/28/2012 4:37:39 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: shove_it
Hmm let me think about it - nothing. I'd rather watch grass grow than subject myself to an arrognat narcissistic unintelligent socialist for any time at all It's bad enough that my fellow Americans the morons elected one of those as president.
15 posted on 11/28/2012 4:39:16 AM PST by from occupied ga (Your government is your most dangerous enemy)
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To: M Kehoe

She works hard for the money.


16 posted on 11/28/2012 4:39:29 AM PST by shove_it ( No representation without taxation.)
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To: shove_it

$ 100.00 Cage Match. I would slap that snide look off her face.


17 posted on 11/28/2012 4:41:00 AM PST by bmwcyle (Women reelected Obama)
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To: M Kehoe

Or a lawyer!!


18 posted on 11/28/2012 4:41:53 AM PST by bjc (Check the data!!)
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To: shove_it

Do we have to, like, touch her? She`s.....y`know.... “been around.”


19 posted on 11/28/2012 4:42:32 AM PST by ScottinVA (I've never been more disgusted with American voters.)
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To: chuckee
Used to work at a drive in movie. We called them PROPELLERS and there was this old guy we had who went out with a nail on the end of a pole to collect them. He put them in a sack. Then he tossed the sack in the dumpster.

Took him a couple of hours ~ people'd get so upset if they stepped out of the car to go to the concession stand to get a soda and they, or their kids, stepped on one.

Very important job. Paid several times what the rest of us got.

Fluke's $3,000 a year would've filled the lot every evening ~

20 posted on 11/28/2012 4:42:50 AM PST by muawiyah
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To: shove_it

Second prize is TWO hours with her.


21 posted on 11/28/2012 4:43:18 AM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: shove_it

i dunno.. maybe a buck and a half...if she’s good and if it’s tax deductible...


22 posted on 11/28/2012 4:43:25 AM PST by camle (keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
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To: yldstrk

Advice session will take place by .... or Skype at a mutually convenient time.

Sorry, my useful filter would send that to my trash heap.

Got to hand it to the bimbo though, this piece of trash is one of the best self promoters to hit the planet.


23 posted on 11/28/2012 4:43:59 AM PST by Mouton (Voting is an opiate of the electorate. Nothing changes no matter who wins..)
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To: shove_it
Does FR really need this ?
24 posted on 11/28/2012 4:45:28 AM PST by tomkat (a million tiny cuts .. add yours daily .. be creative)
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To: shove_it

I couldn’t be paid enough to spend one hour with her.


25 posted on 11/28/2012 4:45:48 AM PST by wastedyears (I don't want to live on this planet anymore.)
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To: dinodino

SLUTS DO NOT CHARGE... THEY GIVE IT AWAY... SHE RIDES THE “TRAIN”.

LLS


26 posted on 11/28/2012 4:45:58 AM PST by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!)
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To: shove_it

If you have sex with her, you’re having sex with everyone she’s had sex with.

No thanks.


27 posted on 11/28/2012 4:46:36 AM PST by RetSignman ("A Republic if you can keep it"....)
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To: dinodino; musicman

“Does she normally charge by the hour?”

Excellent


28 posted on 11/28/2012 4:48:00 AM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: bmwcyle

Ahhh...I see it’s only by phone not face to face. Too bad. If it were in person alone together in a room with me for an hour she would run away screaming and crying as so many other women who have been alone with me have done.


29 posted on 11/28/2012 4:48:18 AM PST by prisoner6 (Right screw up! Wing Nuts bolt the Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
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To: shove_it

After all the sex she’s had I’d have to tie a 2x4 on my butt to keep from falling in.


30 posted on 11/28/2012 4:49:00 AM PST by Walmartian (I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
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To: shove_it

$.04 because she ain’t worth a nickle...


31 posted on 11/28/2012 4:49:48 AM PST by myrabach
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How much would you pay for 1 hour with Sandra Fluke?

Does the hour include a pair of pliers and a blow torch?

32 posted on 11/28/2012 4:51:20 AM PST by Hoodat ("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
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To: F15Eagle

I thought she volunteered her assets........now she is a working girl?


33 posted on 11/28/2012 4:52:58 AM PST by Toespi
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To: shove_it

We know what she is.....now let’s talk price.


34 posted on 11/28/2012 4:53:01 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: shove_it
I'm pretty sure she gives it away.....
35 posted on 11/28/2012 4:55:34 AM PST by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: Mouton

I know, she has taken her idiotic stand and become a household name


36 posted on 11/28/2012 4:56:05 AM PST by yldstrk (My heroes have always been cowboys)
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To: shove_it
Photobucket
37 posted on 11/28/2012 5:01:23 AM PST by CMailBag
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To: shove_it

How much, and are you clean?

Short time or all night!


38 posted on 11/28/2012 5:02:06 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (The parasites now outnumber the producers.)
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To: dinodino

>>>I see. Does she normally charge by the hour?>>>

TOO FUNNY!


39 posted on 11/28/2012 5:04:36 AM PST by kitkat
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To: Rennes Templar

Yeah, The laugh has been on us. She won.


40 posted on 11/28/2012 5:04:47 AM PST by all the best (`~!)
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To: tomkat

More & more often these days, the jokes just write themselves.


41 posted on 11/28/2012 5:06:54 AM PST by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: shove_it

Honestly? Nothing. She isn’t pretty enough to hold my interests that way. She is obviously whiney, ill informed, and not too bright so conversation would be maddeningly mundane. Given where she is at in life and her outlook I doubt we have much if anything in common. I’ll pass.


42 posted on 11/28/2012 5:06:54 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: muawiyah

That is strange- I dreamt about propellers and torpedoes in The Netherlands last night, no joke.


43 posted on 11/28/2012 5:07:25 AM PST by PghBaldy (Pete Hoekstra RE: Petraeus scandal - "There's more here than meets the eye.")
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To: shove_it

So I guess it is phone sex.


44 posted on 11/28/2012 5:13:38 AM PST by cdga5for4
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To: Toespi

It’s the Obama Economy.

Since the private sector is doing fine, she’ll have to remember she didn’t build that.


45 posted on 11/28/2012 5:15:06 AM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: shove_it

$0.00


46 posted on 11/28/2012 5:16:16 AM PST by sauropod (For Barack so loved the poor, he created millions more of them.)
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To: shove_it

About 2 bits.


47 posted on 11/28/2012 5:18:12 AM PST by Tupelo (Hunkered down & loading up)
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To: shove_it

About 2 bits.


48 posted on 11/28/2012 5:18:23 AM PST by Tupelo (Hunkered down & loading up)
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To: shove_it

I dont’t know, what’s the going rate for a whore?


49 posted on 11/28/2012 5:18:58 AM PST by oncebitten (Obama: could not get a clue if he were covered in clue musk and standing in a field of horny clues.)
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“HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR 1 HOUR WITH SANDRA FLUKE?”

Do I get to do anything I want with no fear of murder and cruelty charges?

50 posted on 11/28/2012 5:19:42 AM PST by Lazamataz (Islam is a religious form of Nazism.)
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