[shove_it]

Blue lizard - this has gotta be racist.

[shove_it]

The carnivorous lizard Palaeosaniwa stalks a pair of hatchling Edmontosaurus as the snake Cerberophis and the lizard Obamadon (foregorund, blue) look on, while in the background, an encounter between T. rex and Triceratops is pictured in this undated handout image. The small insect-eating lizard discovered in Montana has been named Obamadon gracilis. REUTERS/Carl Buell/Handout

[ProtectOurFreedom]

...the lizard died out about 65 million years ago when a giant asteroid struck earth

I sure hope he and his fellow travelers don't last that long. But it does feel like the commies have been working to destroy us at least 65 million years.

[Rodamala]

Obamadon sounds like a religious holiday.

[Vaquero]

combined the Latin “Obamadon” for “Obama’s spunky teeth” and “gracilis,” which means gay.

Larry Sinclair when asked about it...said he though that zer0bama had the prettiest teeth he ever came across.

[Lazamataz]

"Obamadon gracilis" .... The small, insect-eating lizard ....

That's about right.

[ZX12R]

It’s amazing that all these extinct species lived less that 6,000 years ago. God must have been speed dialing new species like crazy.

[albie]

I think “faggity ass” is the only name that fits the pissantOFTUS. (oh. and pissant)

[ClearCase_guy]

The fly that landed on Obama’s face was really taking chances, huh? Could have made a fine snack.

[Pollster1]

“Obamadon” is an appropriate name for a cold-blooded creature of uncertain origin with no emotional ties to our country. At least we’ll be rid of the modern version in four years, without the need for a comet to wipe it out along with whatever is left of our country (if anything).

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: but a recent re-examination showed the fossil had been wrongly classified as a Leptochamops denticulatus and was in fact a new species ::

Really? Could this be any more thinly veiled?

[bmwcyle]

Yes, our President does crawls on his belly like a reptile.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Earlier this year, researchers announced they had named five newly identified species of freshwater perch after Obama, Bill Clinton, Al Gore, Jimmy Carter and Theodore Roosevelt.

No bias here.

[Darksheare]

How fitting.. brain the size of a pea or so.

[upchuck]

nobama as lizard. Perfect personification!

[Steamburg]

Although a grinning, gay lizard is pretty appropriate, Obama relates better to coprolite spreader.

[RavenLooneyToon]

The smartest lizard in the room.

[fivecatsandadog]

“tall, straight incisors and a great smile”

I don’t think so. Everything about him gives me the creeps, including his squinty-eyed toothy grin - the kind you would expect from some kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

[Flycatcher]

How do they know this lizard was blue-pigmented?