Posted on 01/13/2013 11:44:29 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
We need to learn the lesson from The Club for Growth and primary these appeasers into submission. The Club for Guns anyone?
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
“Serious Gun Control” means tightly grouping your double-taps.
The Republican Party has sold out - they aren’t the ones that use to counted on...they want exactly what the demo-rats want...control from above on those of us below.
Even the ones I voted for this past NOV 2012 - the ones for Indiana — sell outs - you watch - they will cave - they will come up with excuses...but at the end of the day - they won’t be the ones out there knocking on doors saying, “Hand em over!”
The elected leaders of this nation as it stands are cowards!
They think like elitist - shameful what they will bring about!
Ah, yes. The Collaborationist GOP is busy selling out our rights again.
But we’ve got to vote for them because....uh... the Democrats will sell out our rights...
The Democrats and Republicans serve the same master, and it isn’t “we the people.” Dear Leader will not have to use executive orders to confiscate firearms, because the gutless Republicans in Congress will get on their knees and give him what he wants, starting with that useless sack of shit Boehner.
The NWO wants us disarmed. Unarmed slaves are much easier to control. Our “elected representatives” will betray us. I have no doubt.
I’m stealing that.
The GOP is not the answer to our problems
Stolen, will spread with vigor!
lol. Go ahead! It’s not protected by the Castle Doctrine.
That headline made me think of my husband’s gun cave. Obviously not the same thing.
>>He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. ‘Al-Gebra is a problem for us’,<<
That same group has a long history of drinking and deriving.
We need to call our reps and tell them that we will raise money and run a primary against any R who votes for a gun ban. One on one.
I learned my lesson after Bush/Dole/Bush/McCain/Romney. I’m no longer a republican; I’m a Libertarian.I ask that anyone who want to criticize Libertarians start by defending the current crop of Republicans. I dare you.
ROFL. That’s one of the all-time bests relative to this subject. Had to post it here.
I already did d;^)
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