Posted on 01/27/2013 2:02:59 PM PST by Lazamataz
The obvious place for Obama to start is in the education system, home to his most loyal minions. Expanding Title-9 to not only equal finances but equal roles would allow women and LGBTs into the high school and college football ranks. Female tackles would be ideal for minimizing violent contact, especially when PC speech referees are added and open mikes are required. A sexist remark will get you a 10 yard penalty and on it will go. After college, will come the pros and the LA Rams will be ressurected as the LA Lambs, what joy!
If Obama had a son he would be asking his mommy for a real daddy.
We need to continue pressing Congress to impeach this traitor. Personally, I would like to see him arrested and tried for treason.
It’s not what he thinks about football, it’s that whatever it is, it is given so much weight! Are we North Korea yet, mommy?
For his next trick, he’ll declare a state of violent emergency due to injuries, and nationalize the NFL.
And appoint Condi Rice to her ‘dream job’ as commissioner.
Is that Janet Napolitano wearing #3?
This is a good thing, in the mind of a Liberal. Will power is a bad thing, as are principles and conscience. Anything that gets in the way of following your base instincts must be regulated and eliminated.
Next he will demand half the team to be female under affermative action laws.
Male lingerie football league for the jug eared wuss.
Nobody is forcing these men to play pro football. If they are afraid of the potential injuries, then they should turn down the offers. If they want to play, then they shouldn’t blame others for their injuries. It’s a tough game, not for sissies like Obama and all the other liberals. BO needs to stay out of it. I bet 95% of the NFL players voted for him though.
Before, they were rebelling against Authority. Today, they ARE Authority.
Back in the day, as I recall, it was called “smear the qu**r”.
Dear Leader is a football expert.
Just like Kim Jong-Un, he is an expert on all things.
NFFL. No more night games so the players and fans can get to bed on time. No games in weather below 70 degrees. No games in rain.
Next he’ll want to ban Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl.
If he thinks football is dangerous he ought to watch an abortion.
Will we soon see the tort lawyers turn their attention to the armed forces: people know its a job with risks - like pro football - but when they get a serious injury they’ll still be able to sue because pro football set the precedent.
It’s challenging to sue the govt, because they pretty much have unlimited resources (i.e. taxpayer $$) to fight it.
Private entities are much more likely to succumb to massive settlements.
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