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Homeland Security has advice for confronting mass murders: scissors (Idiots)
NY Post ^ | : 5:44 AM, January 31, 2013 | S.A. Miller

Posted on 01/31/2013 4:42:41 AM PST by onyx

Edited on 01/31/2013 5:53:10 AM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

WASHINGTON — Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?

No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!

That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.


(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: banglist; democrats; dhs; dhsisajoke; fudhs; guncontrol; homelandsecurity; liberallunacy; notguns; scissors; secondamendment
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To: onyx
I’m sick of that woman.

When you come visit me, I'll turn the tv on for you. It's 24-7 Gabby worship and has been for the past two+ years now.

Actually, it was like that even in the years before, when she was running against the mean, mean, mean R men (both of whose campaigns I worked on). Even though she was a fraud and would rent a room in the district just so she could run for office. (I know, a friend now lives in the house where she rented.)

But now, she's even more sainted. The local leftist paper even has a whole tab that you can click on, about her, daily...

61 posted on 01/31/2013 5:53:28 AM PST by Borax Queen
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To: onyx

“but they have armed security to protect them!”

You must have missed the Homeland Security memo from last week. It advised employees to run and hide if confronted by armed terrorists.


62 posted on 01/31/2013 5:56:13 AM PST by sergeantdave (The FBI has declared war on the Marine Corps)
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To: Clyde5445; onyx

You’ll have to wait while I find them. I hid the shears from the kids aged 42, 37 and 27.


63 posted on 01/31/2013 5:57:57 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: Clyde5445; onyx
You and onyx will enjoy this irony!

Doctors' kitchen knives ban call - BBC News

64 posted on 01/31/2013 6:00:54 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: PlateOfShrimp
Yeah, but what if he brings a rock? Better bring some paper just to be sure. (Life asymptotes to Monty Python.)

I have a 6-foot-tall wooden coat rack, a nice, sharp pair of scissors, and some tape. So, essentially, I can go at them with a long pointy stick.

65 posted on 01/31/2013 6:08:17 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Rose, there's a Messerschmitt in the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?)
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To: DJ MacWoW; onyx

That BBC story is idiocy at its finest.

What’s next “Kitchen Knives for Dummies.”


66 posted on 01/31/2013 6:09:17 AM PST by Clyde5445
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To: Lazamataz

“Suppose the crazed gunman has Rock? THEN WE LOSE!!!”

Not if you have SPOCK!!!

SPOCK beats everything!!

:0)


67 posted on 01/31/2013 6:14:05 AM PST by Bigh4u2 (Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
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To: TomGuy

Right!


68 posted on 01/31/2013 6:16:49 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Borax Queen

UGH. I feel sorry for you. The demonic-rats are wishing and hoping she will improve enough to run her for governor or senator, but she won’t.

I’m so sick of her and her husband. Enough!

I didn’t like her before she was shot.


69 posted on 01/31/2013 6:20:13 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Clyde5445; onyx

It is. Gun bans in Britain have unleashed violent crime. Banning knives won’t stop it. And if someone breaks in and you hit or push them, they can sue you. And win.


70 posted on 01/31/2013 6:20:13 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: DJ MacWoW

LOLOL.


71 posted on 01/31/2013 6:21:26 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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To: Joe Boucher
I think it a great idea, arm ALL Department of Homeland Security personnel with only sissors.

Better yet, arm the secret service that protects 0 bummer and his admin with scissors. These people are so dumb you couldn't cut their IQ with a scissors since it is a single digit.

72 posted on 01/31/2013 6:24:57 AM PST by Arrowhead1952
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To: onyx

Our entire federal government proves that The Peter Principle is spot on!


73 posted on 01/31/2013 6:25:19 AM PST by rhubarbk
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To: onyx
"Hello? Ms. Napolitano? Th-th-this is Milton Waddams. I can't find m-m-my scissors. I'd prefer to use my red stapler. Yes. It's mine."


74 posted on 01/31/2013 6:30:02 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
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To: onyx

“If they bring a gun to a fight, we bring scissors”!

As an aside ——not much has been said in the media about that original “gun” comment, by O, back in 08.


75 posted on 01/31/2013 6:31:06 AM PST by Exit148
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To: Borax Queen; Lakeshark; null and void

Go Gordon Freeman on it with my crowbar!


76 posted on 01/31/2013 6:39:02 AM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: onyx

They forgot the bend over and grab your ankles part!


77 posted on 01/31/2013 6:50:35 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: onyx

Scissors are great....unless you’re on an airplane or in a federal building.


78 posted on 01/31/2013 7:08:17 AM PST by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: onyx

Because if we brought a knife to a gun fight we would be over reacting.


79 posted on 01/31/2013 7:16:30 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian (Pray for revival. <BCC><)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts; RedMDer; DJ MacWoW

ROTFLOLOL.
That’s really FUNNY!


80 posted on 01/31/2013 7:25:14 AM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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