Administration’s New Climate Report: Next Ice Age ‘Has Now Been Delayed Indefinitely’

CNSNews ^ | February 8, 2013 | Terence P. Jeffrey

[editor-surveyor]

The ice age was not exactly a climatic event. It was caused by the hot oceans after the Genesis judgment/flood coupled with constant volcanic eruptions filling the sky with dust, which blocked much of the sun’s heat.

Not likely to ever happen again.

[jazusamo]

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[spawn44]

The report went on to say the only thing that can cure the MILANKAVAN EFFECT is THE TAXAMAN THEORY. This theory calls for white people to reach deep down into their pockets to pay the government who in turn of course will use the money to pay reparations to the poor people of the world, which will then stop all Climate Change forever.

[editor-surveyor]

>> “
So, the arrogance of Obama has now surpassed that of King Canute.” <<

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And Idi Amin.

[PMAS]

That guy is crazy

[editor-surveyor]

Next they can fucus their efforts on preventing the house fly from becoming extinct.

[elephant]

Damn, I did not know that humans are now “God” like! We sure have a lot of power over Mother earth. /s

[tacticalogic]

Amazingly, all the modern day aquatic live survived being made into acid soup....

[GeronL]

[MestaMachine]

Sometimes you read something so totally bereft of logic that you can’t even comment on it.
So.....

[jazusamo]

You are so right.

[Scrambler Bob]

You better save up for a copper bullet - a big one.

[spokeshave]

Gallileo must be turning over in his grave......sunspots....the sun is on strike....if the sun doesn’t produce a good crop of sunspots by the middle of the next 11 year cycle....prepare for at best another 400 year long mini ice age.

[muawiyah]

There’ve been 20 such cycles in the last couple of million years AND we are about 5,000 years overdue for the next one to start.

[Calamari]

LOL

[spokeshave]

Low magnetic field so lower sunspot count

[editor-surveyor]

Don’t ever bother opening your eyes.

[Redcloak]

In other news, the National Climate Assessment and Development Advisory Committee also issued a report calling for an end to the use of water for irrigating crops. “Water is for toilets” the commission stated, suggesting that farmers switch to Brawndo. “It’s got what plants crave” the report concluded.

[Hot Tabasco]

Tell me why the grass in my southern PA valley is being replaced by moss and lichen!

Grubs, gotta be grubs.......

[KarlInOhio]

appointed by the Obama administration to produce a report on climate change says that if Earth’s climate were still “primarily controlled by natural factors”—rather than by man-made global warming—then the next ice age would occur within the next 1,500 years.

Without natural forces (for example, the sun) the Earth's temperature would be somewhere close to absolute zero so the climate is primarily controlled by natural factors with an arguably small incremental effect caused by human actions.

But now, because of humans, the committee says, the next ice age has been "delayed indefinitely."

How can you say it has been delayed indefinitely when the arrival time is indefinite. It's like saying a bus on a Mexican route is delayed indefinitely when the arrival time is listed as manyaña to begin with.

Also, we are currently in an ice age since there is ice on the polar caps. However we are in an interglacial period because the ice is restricted to the poles. If we weren't in an ice age Greenland and Antartica would be largely ice free except for their mountain ice caps.