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I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk! OMG, I Gotta Get the Bread and Milk!!!
Twitchy ^ | 2/9/13 | Vic DiBitetto

Posted on 02/09/2013 11:00:30 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom

Guy needs to get his bread and milk!


TOPICS: Government; US: Connecticut; US: Maine; US: Massachusetts
KEYWORDS: bread; hilarity; insane; milk
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To: Sacajaweau

I saw the same thing when I was at Ft Bliss once when it snowed. El Paso was utter chaos. It was like bumper cars. No one knew how to drive. It was quick comical at times to see people walk with long stride steps on snow and ice. No center of balance + a slippery surface + gravity = fun for a northern boy.


41 posted on 02/10/2013 7:14:23 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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To: mowowie

That confuses the yellow snow issue.


42 posted on 02/10/2013 7:19:36 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: jespasinthru

Right....Themlk will freeze to death in the snow.


43 posted on 02/10/2013 7:20:58 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: jespasinthru

Right....The milk will freeze to death in the snow.


44 posted on 02/10/2013 7:21:06 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: fatnotlazy
Where I live, it’s bread, milk and TOILET PAPER.

Input ... output.

45 posted on 02/10/2013 7:21:21 AM PST by Flick Lives (We're going to be just like the old Soviet Union, but with free cell phones!)
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To: knarf

Don’t forget that you’d shove your finger into the coin return pocket on every phone you passed (before they added the little swinging doors)...sometimes you’d get lucky and find a small fortune. Man, that was heaven.


46 posted on 02/10/2013 7:43:01 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: winodog

“Turning what upside down?”

Obviously not a Texan. When you get a Blizzard at DQ they are supposed to turn it upside down so you can see that it is thick and not melted and runny. It’s a Texas thang.


47 posted on 02/10/2013 8:03:07 AM PST by SailormanCGA72
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Bread and Milk? I would rather buy dry powder milk to mix with flour to make something like biscuits or real home made bread.

My Uncle, who lived on the HIGH PLAINS of Colorado, said everyone should always keep two weeks of supplies on hand just in case there was a storm and you could not get to a store. Two weeks supplies does not take up much space.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schoolhouse_Blizzard

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/01/14/arts/recalling-the-blizzard-of-1888.html


48 posted on 02/10/2013 8:11:36 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name! See new paintings!)
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To: jespasinthru

****What’s the point of stocking up on milk if the electricity goes out for about a week? It’ll just spoil****

Just set it out in the snow. It will keep.

My momma used to make Jello back about 60 years ago by mixing it, then setting it out in the snow.

We learned how to live without a refrigerator many years ago. Got by with just a portable cooler and a block of ice for years.


49 posted on 02/10/2013 8:14:55 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name! See new paintings!)
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To: cynwoody

****The last time I bought TP was several years ago.****

Just save up a few back years of telephone books! The paper is pulp and not slick like the old SEARS catalog.


50 posted on 02/10/2013 8:17:54 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name! See new paintings!)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

How could there have possibly been a blizzard in March 1888 in NYC? We all know that the US was a Garden of Eden before fossil fuels destroyed the climate. I understand that the entire US had a perfectly balmy climate, rarely deviating from the annual mean temperature of 72 F, rain fell year-round as pleasant spring showers, and the wind never blew harder than a gentle breeze.


51 posted on 02/10/2013 8:28:15 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

There was also a series of intense HEAT WAVES in NYC for several years back then. They happened in the summer when things are supposed to be cool. Maybe it was the first power plants that started up about that time.

sarc/off


52 posted on 02/10/2013 8:35:48 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Click my name! See new paintings!)
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To: knarf

“Put a dirty kid and a clean kid in a room to play, and after a while they are both dirty ... the clean NEVER rubs off and makes the dirty kid clean ... the dirt always rubs off and makes the clean kid dirty.”

You do realize that the dirty kid is the conservative out playing and the clean one is the sanitized lib? Problem is the lib kid gets to enjoy himself and get dirty, then his parents sue then no kid can get dirty.

Just anther way to lo at it.


53 posted on 02/10/2013 10:03:46 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (I own a weapon to protect my family from those wanting to take that weapon away.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Lemmee see now ...

Y'take a bobby pin n'straighten it out .. pull off the bulbs of plastic on the ends .. stick one end into the speaker part of the receiver in a pay phone booth .. and scratch the other end on the coin return or some other ground ...

dial tone ..

make yer call


Later on we used paper clips, but little kids didn't know about paper clips .. we DID know Ma had bobby pins, soooo

54 posted on 02/10/2013 10:21:40 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Lemmee see now ...

Y'take a bobby pin n'straighten it out .. pull off the bulbs of plastic on the ends .. stick one end into the speaker part of the receiver in a pay phone booth .. and scratch the other end on the coin return or some other ground ...

dial tone ..

make yer call


Later on we used paper clips, but little kids didn't know about paper clips .. we DID know Ma had bobby pins, soooo

55 posted on 02/10/2013 10:22:03 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true)
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