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Fake stealth plane: Iran photoshops super jet, jet still can't fly
UPI ^ | February 14, 2013 | GABRIELLE LEVY

Posted on 02/14/2013 6:53:22 AM PST by Pan_Yan

In what appears to be an attempt to convince the world that it's ready to play with the big boys when it comes to military prowess, Iran unveiled the Qaher-313, a "super jet" with "state-of-the-art" technologies and "radar-evading" capabilities.

The only problem? It's totally, completely, fake. And now it comes with a fake photoshopped background, too.

(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: aerospace; armsbuildup; f313; fakejet; iran; photoshop; qaher313
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To: Pan_Yan

I think this is all part of Obama’s new mission statement for NASA.....we pretend to have a space program, help muslim nations pretend to have stealth planes.


21 posted on 02/14/2013 7:15:00 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It is going to be Foot to Ass combat on election day....my foot and a Rat's ass.)
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To: Pan_Yan

I think this is all part of Obama’s new mission statement for NASA.....we pretend to have a space program, help muslim nations pretend to have stealth planes.


22 posted on 02/14/2013 7:15:18 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (It is going to be Foot to Ass combat on election day....my foot and a Rat's ass.)
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To: tet68
still got the intake and exhaust covers in place

LOL!!!!

23 posted on 02/14/2013 7:15:32 AM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Pan_Yan

Looks like the good guys won’t be able to shoot this brick out of the sky, then.

Too bad.


24 posted on 02/14/2013 7:16:49 AM PST by Howie66 (Molon Labe, Traitors!)
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To: JoeProBono
Now that is an awesome ride! LOL!
(Hey Iran - we invented Photoshop over here!)
25 posted on 02/14/2013 7:18:11 AM PST by alancarp (Obama will grab your guns and ship them to Mexican drug mobs.)
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To: GeronL
exactly what I was thinking, and what is that downward angle at the end of the wings supposed to accomplish?

Trying to reduce vortices and copy the Boeing "Bird of Prey" which was a kludge if you read up on how it flew. They don't need it for yaw control, since they have vertical fins...

This thing is just a hot mess....

26 posted on 02/14/2013 7:19:17 AM PST by taildragger (( Tighten the 5 point harness and brace for Impact Freepers, ya know it's coming..... ))
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To: left that other site
I thought it said ‘as a plastic-made aircraft’ not plywood. As a plastic plane, it might be shot from a giant slingshot, and could be ‘stealthy’. [Ha ha sarcasm]

However, they do learn propaganda from the Old Soviets .... it's just that nowadays it is hard to fool the foreigners. But I suspect the ‘news’ is for domestic consumption, nationalism etc.

27 posted on 02/14/2013 7:20:20 AM PST by Sir Napsalot (Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets
Qaher-313 (Persian: قاهر-۳۱۳; also Ghaher-313

So, its Queer and Gayer?

28 posted on 02/14/2013 7:21:12 AM PST by Poison Pill (Take your silver lining and SHOVE IT!)
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To: taildragger

The real question is who is this supposed to fool? The western world knows this thing is a fake, no other military is worried about ever seeing it in combat, I doubt much of the Iranian population believes the propoganda any more than the North Koreans. Does Achmedinnerjacket set up these photo ops (shops) to convince the Mullahs who are really in charge that he is a competent front man?


29 posted on 02/14/2013 7:22:11 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: RFEngineer

From the pictures of the instrument panel, it seems they found a nice 8-Track cassette player to mount at the top.

Talk about advanced technology!


30 posted on 02/14/2013 7:23:13 AM PST by Howie66 (Molon Labe, Traitors!)
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To: JoeProBono

Now that’s funny.


31 posted on 02/14/2013 7:23:39 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Pan_Yan
Impress the Arab Street? Perhaps, the target audience has to be non-aerodyamically savvy to say the least....
32 posted on 02/14/2013 7:24:34 AM PST by taildragger (( Tighten the 5 point harness and brace for Impact Freepers, ya know it's coming..... ))
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To: RFEngineer

My ‘76 Ford F-150 is a stealth truck, too. You’ve never seen it flying, HAVE you? Hmmm, thought not.


33 posted on 02/14/2013 7:27:01 AM PST by WSGilcrest (/s)
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To: taildragger

The only reason they chose this design is magic carpets are not stealthy and it’s difficult to mount weapons pods.


34 posted on 02/14/2013 7:30:11 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Poison Pill

Depends on how you transcribe it. These people are nuts.


35 posted on 02/14/2013 7:30:11 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (What word begins with "O" and ends in economic collapse?)
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To: Pan_Yan

Yeah, but does it shoot skeet?!


36 posted on 02/14/2013 7:30:25 AM PST by Casie (Chuck Norris 2016)
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To: tet68

it is ok - there is no pilot either.


37 posted on 02/14/2013 7:31:04 AM PST by Triple (Socialism denies people the right to the fruits of their labor, and is as abhorrent as slavery)
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To: WSGilcrest

“My ‘76 Ford F-150 is a stealth truck, too.”

...as long as you keep the “spinner rims” off of it and properly stow the hydraulics.


38 posted on 02/14/2013 7:32:31 AM PST by RFEngineer
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To: Howie66
From the pictures of the instrument panel, it seems they found a nice 8-Track cassette player to mount at the top.

They got the same designer who made the props for the Iron Eagle movies. Muhammed can rock the skies to bad 80's music. I'm guessing he's listening to Culture Club in Farsi.

39 posted on 02/14/2013 7:33:41 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Howie66

Oh well, it’ll probably be easier to hit on the ground anyway.


40 posted on 02/14/2013 7:34:05 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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