"That's it, kids...keep doin' those jumping jacks! Now where did they put those deep-fried Twinkies?"
Posted on 03/28/2013 10:36:29 AM PDT by Nachum
This year's White House Easter Egg Roll has been turned into a "fat camp" to inflict exercise and the First Lady's "Let's Move!" healthy meal plans on kids who want just want to celebrate the season on the South Lawn.
An e-mail from the "Let's Move!" campaign says the Easter Egg Roll has been turned into a "Let's Move! Social":
"We're excited to announce that our next White House Social will be a Let's Move! Social here, at the White House. On Monday, April 1st, 2013, the First Family will host the 135th annual White House Easter Egg Roll with the theme 'Be Healthy, Be Active, Be You!'"
The First Lady's "followers" will be there to preach to kids about their eating habits:
"We are inviting Let's Move! followers on Twitter and Facebook and their children, ages 5 - 13, to join the fun on the South Lawn and of course to share their experience with their followers!"
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The Easter Egg hunt was never “off”. This is an event that is self-funded from the sale of eggs and sponsers.
Just like a queen, dictator or inconsiderate party host, Michelle is imposing the activities guests must participate and the food they must eat.
Honestly, how can she believe she’s a role model of fitness for anyone?
I hate to “get personal”, but has she looked at herself? She is NOT a model of fitness!
Sorry, I normally wouldn’t be so critical of a woman’s physique, but she herself has the gall to believe she has the ability to teach others to be super fit. I think it’s pretty fair to take a look at (and criticize) her own results!
Okay you guys, I have a surprise for after you grovel to find
those Spring Spheres I filled with >>ahem<< "chocolate."
Please notice the porto-potties on your left!
Will the eggs be filled with green peas?
“Mrs. Obama”, asks the small child, “How come the statue of the Easter Bunny is a bull with a man’s body, instead of a rabbit?”
“Hush, child”, replies Michelle, “The fire is hot and the burnt sacrifices are about to begin!”
“What’s a sacra-fise, Mrs. Obama?”, asks the child.
“It is so our pagan god will give us wealth and power!”, replies the first lady.
I hate to “get personal”, but has she looked at herself? She is NOT a model of fitness!
With all the taxpayer money the Obamas waste, it is a shame they haven't installed at least one full length mirror in the
White House living quarters so Big Queen Moo can see how ridiculous she looks in her handpicked outfits.
isn’t every event she attends a ‘fat camp’?
“Attention campers: Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.”
April FOOLS Day. How APPROPRIATE!
“and of course to share their experience with their followers!”
*sigh*
Everywhere the Queen Of Fharts goes is a Fat Camp. Cause she camps her fat ass there.
#5 post is dagumed more scary that Helen Thomas Does dallas, a snuff film
If she was white and took the wig off she’d be a body double for the Shmoo in ‘lil Abner.
Except...I really, really loved the Shmoooooooo.
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