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Easter Egg Hunt at Seattle Zoo Turns Violent
Yahoo News ^
Posted on 04/01/2013 8:23:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
One of usually peaceful springtime rituals of childhood — the Easter egg hunt — turned nasty at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle.
Blame the moms.
A statement on the Seattle Police Department blotter Monday says the "hard-boiled tale" began Sunday afternoon, "when one woman reportedly pushed a child aside as her own child was scrambling toward some brightly colored eggs."
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; US: Washington
KEYWORDS: darkshearesfault; easteregghunt; napl; seattle; zoo
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To: Revolting cat!
The Woman apologized. She said it was a Yolk.
To: jonrick46
Yep, in Dodge Ball you don’t end up with Egg on your Face.
To: a fool in paradise
Evidently, the incident boiled over in 3 1/2 minutes.
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posted on
04/01/2013 9:35:26 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Revolting cat!
The people scrambled when the police came.
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posted on
04/01/2013 9:36:45 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: dfwgator
Police spokesman E. Benedict declined to comment further.
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posted on
04/01/2013 9:38:37 PM PDT
by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Slings and Arrows
I wasn’t going to post on this thread until you egged me on.
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posted on
04/01/2013 9:49:51 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: shibumi
....you got to crack a few shells to make an omelet....
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posted on
04/01/2013 10:17:44 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: spokeshave
....I scooped up all the eggs obama self....
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posted on
04/01/2013 10:18:50 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: nickcarraway
One hen laid out, but nobody dyed. That’s something to crow/cackle about.
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posted on
04/01/2013 10:32:21 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: tumblindice
I heard someone was arrested for poaching.....
To: shibumi
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posted on
04/01/2013 10:36:28 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
Too many selfish parents out there that insist on grabbing every egg/treat regardless of what’s left for others.
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posted on
04/01/2013 10:43:28 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(The Palin Doctrine.)
To: norcal joe
The dame who threw the punch was hardboiled though.
Asked why she did it: “I dunno eggzactly. I just cracked.”
She didn’t understand why, either, claiming to be a “fresh egg”:
“I was just laid this morning!” she eggsclaimed.
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posted on
04/01/2013 10:44:04 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I should be angry, but omelet this one slide.
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posted on
04/01/2013 10:44:35 PM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: nickcarraway
I wonder if they used hard boiled spotted owl eggs?
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posted on
04/01/2013 11:45:14 PM PDT
by
CottShop
(Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
To: nickcarraway
Bunch of bad eggs in that crowd
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:12:18 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: jonrick46
You get my vote for best reply. :-)
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:26:33 AM PDT
by
generally
(Don't be stupid. We have politicians for that.)
To: FreedomStar3028
Am I racist, if my first thought was "I bet these folks are black."?
I haven't read to the end, was I wrong?
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:30:38 AM PDT
by
Jabba the Nutt
(.Are they stupid, malicious or evil?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Great thread, Slings! I have egg on my face for being so late to the party, but the puns have it!
To: Jabba the Nutt
Am I racist, if my first thought was "I bet these folksYOLKS are black."? Nah, those yolks were yellow.
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posted on
04/02/2013 4:46:23 AM PDT
by
dforest
(I have now entered the Twilight Zone.)
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