Poet Maya Angelou Blasts Gun at Home Intruder

Fox News ^ | 004/03/2013

[Responsibility2nd]

"I was in my house in North Carolina. It was fall. I heard someone walking on the leaves. And somebody actually turned the knob. So I said, "Stand four feet back because I'm going to shoot now!" Boom! Boom! The police came by and said, "Ms. Angelou, the shots came from inside the house." I said, "Well, I don't know how that happened."

[Responsibility2nd]

Heh heh heh.

The Shotgun Joe method.

Good for her.

[blackdog]

Uncle Joe’s candid advice would get Suzie Q Public three to five.

[TurboZamboni]

The Oscar Pistorius/Joe Biden School of Tactics has another brilliant graduate.

[a fool in paradise]

I thought the pen was supposed to be mightier than the sword.

[Responsibility2nd]

She should write a poem about this.

I know why the caged bird sings and I know that if you touch my doorknob, I’ll blow your ass to kingdom come.

[a fool in paradise]

And somebody actually turned the knob. So I said, "Stand four feet back because I'm going to shoot now!" Boom! Boom! The police came by and said, "Ms. Angelou, the shots came from inside the house." I said, "Well, I don't know how that happened."

So she lied to the police and now admits it?

[MHGinTN]

And some would say, ‘she’s a poet not a writer.’

[albie]

I can guarantee you she’s a full fledged Obama backing commie and a gun grabber. She can have one, we can’t.

[SpaceBar]

I can guarantee you she’s a full fledged Obama backing commie and a gun grabber. She can have one, we can’t.

Bingo.

[IYAS9YAS]

The knob turns slowly
Stand back I be shootin' now
Guns for me, not thee.

[grobdriver]

Actually, she sounds a little crazy - expecting the police to believe that.
Has she had a background check?
Did she wait 5 days before taking possession of those bullets?

[JPG]

She didn't need to fire her gun, she could have threatened to read some of her poetry. That’d be enough to scare anyone off.

[dfwgator]

She didn't need to fire her gun, she could have threatened to read some of her poetry. That’d be enough to scare anyone off.

I'd rather listen to Vogon poetry.

[Mozilla]

Is the Pen Mightier - GEICO Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw0yMn-ZHWk

[tgusa]

-snicker-

[Standing Wolf]

I can guarantee you she’s a full fledged Obama backing commie and a gun grabber. She can have one, we can’t.

Scratch a leftist extremist, and you'll always find a hypocrite.

[Doogle]

I said, "Well, I don't know how that happened."

we do

[COBOL2Java]

Did she wait 5 days before taking possession of those bullets?

No biggie. Big Sis had dropped off a few cases of DHS hollow points for her.

[History Repeats]

Actually I would cheer her on if she had taken the time to identify her target before just squeezing off a few shots at someone through a door.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

“The Shotgun Joe method.”

Yup. A proud graduate of the Joe Biden School of Home Defense and the Bill KKKlinton school of lying.