Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river?

Daily Mail London ^ | 04/05/2013 | Richard Shears

[Timocrat]

Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river? For a couple of crates of Jack Daniels of course.

[Timocrat]

Hold muh beer I need a Jack.

[dfwgator]

Because he could.

[Huskrrrr]

Been watching way too much Bear Grylls.

[4yearlurker]

For some Foster’s mate!!

[knarf]

Stolen from a FRiend's home page ...

[ElkGroveDan]

Sometimes when I see these stories about the dangerous exploits of drunken younger men, I think back 25 years and have to say to myself, “There but for the Grace of God go I.”

[mardi59]

Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river?

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To retrieve his severed genitals from a croc!

[DJ MacWoW]

Stop Goofing Off And Donate

Click The Pic

[JRandomFreeper]

I'm not very young anymore, and sometimes I wonder what adventure Friday night will reveal to me on Saturday morning (or whenever I recover) ;)

/johnny

[SkyDancer]

Because there were five croc’s behind him ....

[edboock]

Because he was stapled to the chicken.

[SkyDancer]

None’s the wurry, mate.

[Candor7]

Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

To get some research from Fred Nerks?

[dalereed]

Maybe he just wanted to feed the hungry croks!

[knarf]

Oh my ...

I don't want to remember the too many times auto-pilot got me home.

I don't want to remember the looks on my friend's faces as they were about to unload a shitload of asshole I was last night.

And thank God ... HE doesn't remember neither.

[LibWhacker]

You too? Gives me the willies. Sometimes I look back and think, omg, there was probably only one in hundred, or even only one in a thousand, chances I would've survived this or that particular stupid stunt I did and, therefore, I must've been killed and am now living in one of the one in a googolplex universes where I actually exist and did survive.

[Red Badger]

Australia has REDNECKS?.......

[Kenton]

Why did the drunk and naked Australian cross the croc infested river?

Obviously, he didn't want to get his clothes wet, and the bar was on the other side of the river, so he left his clothes on the bank, swam across the croc infested river, went to the bar and got stinkin' roaring drunk.

Then when he was drunk enough, he had to swim back across the river, because he needed to fetch his clothes.

After all, he didn't want to go home drunk and naked and have the wife think he'd been up to no good...

[katana]

Australia offers some very fine brews. Fosters is not, however, one of them. XXXX (Four X) Bitter (Queensland), Swan Lager (WA), Boags (Tasmania), etc. The list is practically endless. But Fosters is mostly for export and I have not yet met an actual Aussie who doesn’t call it swill.

[rlmorel]

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won’t you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You’d catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Once while climbing the garden wall,
Slipped and fell had a very bad fall
I fell so hard I heard birds sing,
But I held on to My ding-a-ling

Once while swimming cross turtle creek
Man them snappers right at my feet
Sure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holding my dingaling

Now this here song it ain’t so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling