But how can a Muslim women swallow pork ??? - it's forbidden! Does this mean the marriage was never consummated??? Enquirer-ing minds want to know!!!
Posted on 04/10/2013 10:49:37 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
There is just no escape from the Weiner jokes.
Apparently former congressman Anthony Weiner and his wife, Huma Abedin, granted the New York Times Magazine a long interview with the intent of preparing the public for a new post-tweet exposure scandal campaign for public office, most likely for New York mayor. However, if Weiner thought he could put the scandal, and the jokes, behind him he would be wrong. Although the extended profile of over 8300 words written by Jonathan Van Meter was mostly sympathetic, it just couldn't resist repeating an absolutely hilarious Weiner joke as told by former DNC chairman, Terry McAuliffe.
The Weiner joke is so funny that your humble correspondent is placing it below the fold so you have time to put down your drinks and spare soaking your screens and keyboards. Oh, and if there are any kids around, please tell them to step away since the joke is risqué. Very risqué:
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This isn’t funny. He is trying hard to make his career rise again but he is always coming up short. Electile dysfunction is a serious problem.
Can’t he run against Mark Sanford?
Ask Mayor Bloomberg. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Hey! Back off on the mayor wanna-be!!
He’s a hard working stiff trying to get a little head in life. Re-dick-u-lus.
Humor PING!
Weiner is perfect for the Dem party..a dude who can’t stop whipping out his pecker and taking photos of it
I think he’s the total package: upright, penetrating, and not afraid to show it. Just as long as he can avoid being cocky, I don’t think his career will peter out.
Hey! He might pull it off!
I hope he sticks it out and does not wither under pressure.
Why doesn’t he just wait until 2016 and run for President? As leftist as this country has become, he’d still win fairly comfortably.
In spite of remaining stiffly liberal, Weiner does tend to be a stand-up guy.
OK ... I'm not afraid to admit it .... I don't get it !
He’s sure to win, no one can lick that Weiner.
There is nothing funny about this corrupt politician, or any of the others.
While the country circles the drain due to corrupt government and their reckless domestic and foreign policies including border security with foreign nations, all while this asshole took pics of himself parading around in his underwear for low ball skanks.
This guy isn’t funny. He’s just another evil orb sucking the life out of America.
"Huma Weiner."
Say it out loud...but not in a public place or you could be risking arrest.
He way oversold the joke, it's not that funny and its certainly not new.
A "hummer" is a lewinsky - oral sex - and huma sounds like hummer and there's a weiner involved.
Thank you. Thank you. He'll be here all week. Try the veal.
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