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Beaver Bites Man To Death In Belarus Attack
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Posted on 04/11/2013 6:12:14 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: null and void
“Mine’s different, it doesn’t have teeth, see?”
See, I don’t have teeth down there!
With gums like that who would?
One of my favorite jokes.
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:37:45 AM PDT
by
PLMerite
(Shut the Beyotch Down! Burn, baby, burn!)
To: null and void
The gods must be crazy - badger with incredible tenacity follows the man across the desert after being offended by being stepped on.
The man ends up carrying the badger the last bit because he feels sorry for it.
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:38:10 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: Red Badger
“Good beaver gone bad...”
To: baddog 219
Never thought of the last name being part of the joke...
cleaver
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:38:59 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: null and void
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:39:47 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Red Badger
RIP:
Here lies a nonbeliever,
That death can come from the teeth of a beaver.
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:40:31 AM PDT
by
ZX12R
(Never forget the heroes of Benghazi, who were abandoned to their deaths by Obama)
To: MrB
Cleaver - one who divides from, or adheres to...
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:40:52 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
To: MrB
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:41:49 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them.)
To: tomkat
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:42:33 AM PDT
by
Revelation 911
(hump scratching n'er do well.....all strung out on chicken wings and venison jerky)
To: Red Badger
I think some of these ‘softball’ stories are thrown out here to ‘thin the herd’.
There are as many one liners that could arise from this story as there are mods, so the quips must be kept to a minimum lest the innuendos get ‘out of hand’.
I have tangled with some beavers that were so ‘bad’ I wanted to chop my own arm or leg off, the word coyote comes to mind but since on ‘good behavior’, will end this now.
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:43:02 AM PDT
by
xrmusn
(6/98 --I turn 75 next year- but remember, that's only 24 Celsius. (TKS R. Reagan))
To: null and void
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:43:11 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Revelation 911
They very often are, at some level or other.
/jade
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:45:13 AM PDT
by
tomkat
(-liberty or death-)
To: laker_dad
there is no such thing as a bad beaver, dad. only ones that need a little understanding and attention. Lots of attention until they are happy, that is. LOTS.
And still they might be unsatisfied.
Just sayin’
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:47:14 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
To: JoeProBono
June, Don’t you think The Beaver was a little hard on Ward?
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:48:21 AM PDT
by
Autonomous User
(Pain Fades. Chicks Dig Scars. Glory lasts forever.)
To: laker_dad
Beavers Gone Wild................
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:54:56 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
You never know about these things. Some times you can tell how sensitive they are by letting them have a test-tickle.
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:56:26 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
To: Red Badger
Was the beaver doing something at the time that it didn’t want that photographed?
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:57:21 AM PDT
by
Sir Napsalot
(Pravda + Useful Idiots = CCCP; JournOList + Useful Idiots = DopeyChangey!)
To: Sir Napsalot
It was running around naked in the forest.........
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posted on
04/11/2013 6:58:35 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Want to be surprised? Google your own name......Want to have fun? Google your friend's names........)
To: Sir Napsalot
It probably had a headache. That’s the usual reason beavers don’t like being bothered any way.
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posted on
04/11/2013 7:04:41 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
To: NotYourAverageDhimmi
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posted on
04/11/2013 7:05:25 AM PDT
by
tupac
(the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe)
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