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Beaver Bites Man To Death In Belarus Attack
Sky.com ^ | 04-11-2013 | Staff

Posted on 04/11/2013 6:12:14 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

Anyone that has ever seen what a beaver can do to a mature tree will know to stay well clear of them.


61 posted on 04/11/2013 8:16:14 AM PDT by fso301
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To: Red Badger
Didn't Jeff Foxworthy add:

You might me a Redneck if you ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver.

62 posted on 04/11/2013 8:16:38 AM PDT by where's_the_Outrage? (Held my nose to vote.)
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63 posted on 04/11/2013 8:18:36 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Shades of “The Hunter Returns”.


64 posted on 04/11/2013 8:19:04 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Promotional Fee Paid for by "Ouchies" The Sharp, Prickly Toy You Bathe With!)
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65 posted on 04/11/2013 8:39:09 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: The USA is in a Cold Civil War.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

It is the unfortunate habit
Of the beaver to breed like a rabbit.
..One can say without question,
..This leads to congestion
In the habitats beavers inhabit.

A crowded beaver is an an angry beaver.


66 posted on 04/11/2013 8:39:18 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Slings and Arrows




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67 posted on 04/11/2013 8:41:28 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Daffynition




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68 posted on 04/11/2013 8:43:56 AM PDT by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Las Vegas Ron

I heard it this way: “Ward, you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night”

That line was used in “The Revenge of the Nerds!


69 posted on 04/11/2013 8:52:53 AM PDT by jimmyo57
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To: Lady Jag
World's largest beaver dam....


70 posted on 04/11/2013 9:03:02 AM PDT by Daffynition (The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
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To: Red Badger; shibumi

Freud wept ping.


71 posted on 04/11/2013 9:12:35 AM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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To: Slings and Arrows

In Soviet Russia, beaver eats you!


72 posted on 04/11/2013 9:14:26 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Smiley - ROFL photo Laughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif
73 posted on 04/11/2013 9:16:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Lady Jag

Now that’s just overkill.


74 posted on 04/11/2013 9:17:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: JoeProBono

True line from one of the programs.
Eddie:So Mrs Cleaver how’s the beav.


75 posted on 04/11/2013 9:17:57 AM PDT by Vaduz
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76 posted on 04/11/2013 9:24:22 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Actually, that was a good movie.

[I suspect Mel was method acting, though]

;]


77 posted on 04/11/2013 9:29:05 AM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.....)
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78 posted on 04/11/2013 9:31:27 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Red Badger

At least he doesn’t have to go through those painful rabies shots.


79 posted on 04/11/2013 9:36:12 AM PDT by Starstruck (Question. What would the U.S. look like today if there was no 2nd Amendment.)
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To: JoeProBono

Spot on a lot of great lines from that show.


80 posted on 04/11/2013 9:37:18 AM PDT by Vaduz
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