Beaver Bites Man To Death In Belarus Attack

Sky.com ^ | 04-11-2013 | Staff

[Las Vegas Ron]

Ward, we have to have a talk about the beaver. He’s really done it this time.

I heard it this way: "Ward, you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night"

[Sir Napsalot]

Right.

I always thought we should hear the beaver’s side of the story.

[vetvetdoug]

I rarely am presented with a dog that has been bitten by a beaver that I can save. Beavers go for the jugular and carotids and are successful more times than not when they go after a dog.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Beaver from La Mancha?

[Oztrich Boy]

Bëaver bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[dfwgator]

“Gee Wally, life sucks.”

“Yeah, but so do you, Beaver.”

[Resolute Conservative]

Should have called the Beaver Whisperer. He does make house calls.

[Lazamataz]

The beaver’s bite had severed a main artery and the man, who came from Brest, bled to death.

Brest and beaver will kill ya, every time.

Big Brown Beaver

[twister881]

Why is a certain MC Hammer video playing in my head?

[toolman1401]

The beaver went out of control. He should have been a little harder on it before it got the best of him.

[USMCPOP]

“...Beavers are the second largest rodents in the world...”

Second to the Congress Critter.

[skinkinthegrass]

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[jsanders2001]

That’s one busy beaver...

[GreenHornet]

Beaver Bites Man To Death In Belarus Attack

I thought he died in Viet Nam.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[spodefly]

I watched the video. My personal feeling is that people are too disconnected from nature these days. The first clue he should have had that something was amiss was the Beaver casually sauntering rather than running away as he walked along side it. In any “wild” animal, this is not a good sign. If they don’t give ground, they are likely to take ground, and attack.

[donhunt]

Never go to a beaver fight with a fishing pole.

[spodefly]

I forgot to make a beaver joke, but I think they have all been done by this point in the thread, except maybe the one where the 2 beavers walk into the house, and the first one tells the second one to shut the dam door.

[Daffynition]

The getaway car...

[Daffynition]