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We should all carry salt to combat the snail problem!
1 posted on 05/07/2013 7:33:39 PM PDT by rfreedom4u
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To: rfreedom4u

Ban the snails!


2 posted on 05/07/2013 7:34:46 PM PDT by sagar
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To: rfreedom4u
Are they assault snails?
3 posted on 05/07/2013 7:37:48 PM PDT by TheBigB (Al Sharpton would scream racism at a bowl of Cheerios.)
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i thot they want to ban salt weapons


4 posted on 05/07/2013 7:37:53 PM PDT by bigheadfred ( barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: rfreedom4u

garlic, butter, panette.
Good eats.


5 posted on 05/07/2013 7:38:09 PM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: rfreedom4u

Coming soon to an expensive French restaurant near you?


6 posted on 05/07/2013 7:38:56 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (()
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To: rfreedom4u
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

9 posted on 05/07/2013 7:40:28 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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Giant killer assault snails ping!


10 posted on 05/07/2013 7:40:53 PM PDT by Salamander
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What did the girl snail say to the male snail? Where did you learn to eat escargot like that


11 posted on 05/07/2013 7:40:56 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: rfreedom4u

What is an African snail doing in Texas? Eco-terrorism?


12 posted on 05/07/2013 7:40:59 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever ((Blessed is the nation whose God is the Lord!))
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Oh, joy!

Something ELSE that the enemedia can headline -instead of Benghazi.


14 posted on 05/07/2013 7:41:48 PM PDT by RandallFlagg
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To: rfreedom4u

Global Warming

Bush’s Fault

All the Above


16 posted on 05/07/2013 7:42:00 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.)
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We have found the snail and we have named it Sheila, last name Lee


17 posted on 05/07/2013 7:42:02 PM PDT by NonValueAdded (3 guns when you only have one arm? "I just don't want to get killed for lack of shooting back")
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Damn, snails only have one known natural enemy.
18 posted on 05/07/2013 7:42:15 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (Doing the same thing and expecting different results is called software engineering.)
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Somehow I see a flashback to the movie DR DOOLITTLE with Rex Harrison as he comes in riding on the shell of a large snail.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061584/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4

The movie bombed.


19 posted on 05/07/2013 7:42:24 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (When someone burns a cross on your lawn, the best firehose is an AK-47.)
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They make good pets...

...but it takes forever to take one out for a walk!
20 posted on 05/07/2013 7:42:54 PM PDT by null and void (Republicans create the tools of oppression and Democrats use them. Gun confiscation enables tyranny.)
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On the other hand I can see STEVE MARTIN yelling at a waiter...”THERE;S A SNAIL ON HER PLATE!”


21 posted on 05/07/2013 7:43:59 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (When someone burns a cross on your lawn, the best firehose is an AK-47.)
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HOLY CRAP!



22 posted on 05/07/2013 7:44:09 PM PDT by Baynative (Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.)
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It’s a story about a hulking slimy thing that carries disease and parasites in Houston...I thought this was going to be a story about Sheila Jackson Lee.


25 posted on 05/07/2013 7:46:06 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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Dang! Harryhausen just missed it!


28 posted on 05/07/2013 7:48:08 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Would madame enjoy the snails tonight? They’re especially ... Fresh!


30 posted on 05/07/2013 7:49:06 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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