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Obama Inc Renames “Founding Fathers” to “Founding Founders”
Front Page Magazine ^ | June 14, 2013 | Daniel Greenfield

Posted on 06/18/2013 11:18:54 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

An unspecified time ago a bunch of Founding Founders of unknown sexual orientations and sexual identities founded a country on a non-exclusive basis in order to promote free birth control, open borders and cowboy poetry.

We are engaged now in a great civil war for transgender bathrooms, gay marines and abortions for all to test whether a nation so conceived can endure all its abortions.

The White House has today put up a link to a new government website that collates and offers key documents from the revolution and the founding era. But it appears that the administration couldn’t bring itself to say, “Founding Fathers”:

The graceful gender free replacement of choice for the factually sexist Founding Fathers was Founding Founders which like a guy named Lee Lee is hilariously redundant.

(Excerpt) Read more at frontpagemag.com ...


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: foundingfathers; foundingfounders; greenfield; obama
Update: In recognition of their linguistic stupidity, Founding Founders has reverted back to Founding Fathers.
1 posted on 06/18/2013 11:18:54 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

OK, let me see if I can sort this out.

Can’t have gender-specific speech.
check.

But a person can choose his gender.
check.

None of this makes any sense to me.

What am I missing?


2 posted on 06/18/2013 11:22:10 AM PDT by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Sounds like the work of the Redundancy Czar...


3 posted on 06/18/2013 11:23:21 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Westbrook

Can’t they just call them “founding sperm donors?”


4 posted on 06/18/2013 11:24:00 AM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Well at least they didn’t call them, “Those Old Dead White Guys”... ;-)


5 posted on 06/18/2013 11:24:57 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Point at Obama and laugh out loud at him.


6 posted on 06/18/2013 11:25:55 AM PDT by Yosemitest (It's Simple ! Fight, ... or Die !)
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To: arasina; daisy mae for the usa; AdvisorB; wizardoz; free-in-nyc; Vendome; Georgia Girl 2; ...

For the Greenfield ping list, an oldie but a goodie.


7 posted on 06/18/2013 11:28:58 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Westbrook

It doesn’t matter. We’re all U.S. Persons now...


8 posted on 06/18/2013 11:33:04 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Yosemitest
Point at Obama and laugh out loud at him.

Ridicule is fatal to his fragile ego. Like Chaplin did to Hitler, we need someone who can sway the public by impersonating this @ss clown.

Ideally it would be a movie. However, I'd settle for a series of viral videos.

 

9 posted on 06/18/2013 11:33:13 AM PDT by peyton randolph (Tagline copyright in violation of Directive 10-289)
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To: Westbrook

The confusion is purposeful.

You see, a clearly defined, reasonable truth is too “Goddish”,

and the left will do anything to thwart any hint of Godliness in our society.


10 posted on 06/18/2013 11:34:46 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Good. I was afraid they might have changed it to “Founding Baby-Daddies”.


11 posted on 06/18/2013 11:35:19 AM PDT by tacticalogic ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
What name does Obama want to replace America with?
To him America is Evil and must fail, so what's next?

And the GOP is allowing everything Obama is doing. Allowing everything!

12 posted on 06/18/2013 11:36:01 AM PDT by MaxMax
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
This sounds like the history professors getting together to rename B.C., as in "Before Christ," to B.C.E. as in "Before Common Era."

What a load of crap.

13 posted on 06/18/2013 11:42:00 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Abigale Adams is on the “Founders” list. I don’t think she was on the English hanging list. Not fair


14 posted on 06/18/2013 11:43:57 AM PDT by capt B
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I think they ought to put musical soundtrack to the website.

I nominate: “Proud to be a U.S. Person” by Toby Keith.


15 posted on 06/18/2013 11:46:26 AM PDT by Maceman (Just say "NO" to tyranny.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

If you were going to change it, why in the would wouldn’t you just say “founders”?

What stupendous moron would use “founding founders”?


16 posted on 06/18/2013 11:57:00 AM PDT by ltc8k6
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The original U.S. persons known as Founding Founders.


17 posted on 06/18/2013 12:01:34 PM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Still up on the White Hut page:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2013/06/13/papers-founding-founders-are-now-online


18 posted on 06/18/2013 12:08:39 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I guess the ignorant ignoramus thought it was a good idea at the time.


19 posted on 06/18/2013 12:09:20 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Oh, they fixed it. But the address of the webpage is still “Founding Founders.”


20 posted on 06/18/2013 12:09:47 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: ltc8k6

Someone from the Department of Redundancy Department.


21 posted on 06/18/2013 12:11:19 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Well there is some woman out there who calls herself a pastor that says there is no evidence that Jesus Christ was a MAN!!! Guess that “Son of God” terminology is too tough for her to understand. But, when you are a blooming idiot for saying something like that, you cannot be accused of having good sense.


22 posted on 06/18/2013 12:14:08 PM PDT by RetiredArmy (1 Cor 15: 50-54 & 1 Thess 4: 13-17. That about covers it.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
This admin is a total embarrassment.
23 posted on 06/18/2013 12:23:35 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: bgill
This admin is a total embarrassment.

No, CARTER'S admin was a total embarrassment. Obozo's "regime" is CRIMINAL. Then again, coming from the Richard Daley school of politics, what would you expect?

24 posted on 06/18/2013 12:28:04 PM PDT by ssaftler (Oh, hell YEAH!!!! This is absolutely Obama's fault)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I would guess some “bright” Democrat twit just brainfarted her way to internet immortality with “Founding Founders”.


25 posted on 06/18/2013 2:21:52 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Obama's Enemies List - Yes, you are a crook.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
No need to play PC with the Founding Fathers reference.
All of them were men.
Another stupid libtard trick.
26 posted on 06/18/2013 4:17:03 PM PDT by Amagi (Buying "Green" means purchasing inferior quality at increased cost.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Tautology is Tautological.


27 posted on 06/18/2013 6:10:19 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy ("New Yorks Finest" are now "The Untouchables")
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