[sickoflibs]

Rules for defense in ‘civil’ society:

1) Try to reason with the attacker, or
2) blow a whistle or yell help, or
3) RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

Whatever you do do not go near a firearm as you could be charged with an offense with your attacker the witness.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Let’s not forget, puke or pee all over yourself.