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Sandra Fluke blames Anthony #Weiner sexting scandal on . . . (Republicans) [satire]
Journal 14 ^ | July 24, 2013

Posted on 07/25/2013 2:34:12 AM PDT by NYer

. . . you guessed it, “conservative, evangelical, Tea Party Republicans.

Speaking to an Emily’s List fundraiser, Fluke said that “GOP efforts to limit the availability of birth control” were “directly responsible for Weiner’s behavior.”

“What men, and women want, above all is SAFE sex. It’s our constitutional right. So now the GOP is limiting our access to both birth control AND abortion on demand. So a poor person like me, I can’t afford to have sex, unless it’s unprotected, and if a poor person accidentally gets pregnant, it’s now almost impossible to get an abortion.”

“That’s why so many men and women are resorting to sexting. It’s safe sex. The ultimate safe sex.”

“And now we’re hypocritically blaming this poor guy Weiner for basically trying to do the right thing. It makes no sense whatsoever. It just goes to show how Rush Limbaugh, Newt Gingrich, and the rest of the Tea Party are messing up this country. Weiner’s a good guy, he’s my hero. I hope he wins, he’ll makes a great mayor, and I’m going up to NYC this weekend to campaign for him.”

I hope that the reader will pardon me if I just break out laughing in the middle of this. A student who can afford Georgetown University’s law school is a “poor person” who can’t afford birth control? It was noted that the Target store about three miles from that campus was selling birth control pills to women without health insurance for a whopping $9.00 a month. Maybe if the lovely Miss Fluke skips two margaritas a month, she can afford not to get knocked up.

As for the little Weiner, it’s kind of silly to hold that he needed to “sext” — and Patterico has some of his best ones! — because he’s afraid of some poor woman getting pregnant because she might not have birth control due to the wicked Republicans, because he’s a married man! If he is horny, he has a wife, a rather attractive wife, to whom he can turn.

Well, maybe he can. Huma Abedin stood beside the embattled Mr Weiner in his press conference, apparently because she has about zero self respect, but it wouldn’t be much of a surprise if the little Weiner doesn’t get to turn to his darling bride for sex for a while now.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abortion; anthonyweiner; carlosdanger; conservative; deathpanels; emilyslist; evangelical; fluke; newyork; newyorkcity; obamacare; republicans; sexting; teaparty; weiner; zerocare
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To: NYer
1fluke noun \ˈflük\ Definition of FLUKE 1 : flatfish 2 : a flattened digenetic trematode worm; broadly: trematode— compare liver fluke
41 posted on 07/25/2013 5:27:24 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
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To: NYer

What is even more pathetic is that the organization “Emilys List” sought her opinion on Weiner.


42 posted on 07/25/2013 5:28:54 AM PDT by jughandle
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To: ken5050

Nice, it got me!


43 posted on 07/25/2013 5:32:58 AM PDT by jughandle
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To: Libloather

That’s what I was wondering - yesterday, it seemed like a satire,

but it’s been reposted.

BTW, if this is real, you do realize what “safe” means to a person like her, right?

FREE OF CONSEQUENCES


44 posted on 07/25/2013 5:34:47 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: NYer

When this article was posted yesterday, I thought for sure it had to be satire. I still can’t believe anybody would say anything so insane. She can’t be that stupid...can she?


45 posted on 07/25/2013 5:36:58 AM PDT by driftless2
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To: NYer

Cultural Marxism persists


46 posted on 07/25/2013 5:38:24 AM PDT by Teacher317
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To: driftless2

Good satire should have just enough credibility to see real. With Dems/libtards..it’s not hard too do...look 99% of what Cynthia McKinney, or Sheila Jackson Lee says is NUTS!!


47 posted on 07/25/2013 5:40:33 AM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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I have no love for Ms. Fluke, but THIS IS CLEARLY SATIRE.

Come on people, FR is better than this. SHEEESH.

48 posted on 07/25/2013 5:41:57 AM PDT by safeasthebanks ("The most rewarding part, was when he gave me my money!" - Dr. Nick)
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From the slut, who, has never seen a wiener she didn’t like.

Safe sex, is she asking for a 3 pound wiener?


49 posted on 07/25/2013 5:51:27 AM PDT by depressed in 06 (America conceived in liberty, dies in slavery.)
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To: Libloather

Yes, if you follow the link, its citation is, guess where, FreeRepublic!

These comments attributed to Ms Fluke are satire.


50 posted on 07/25/2013 6:00:29 AM PDT by bagman
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To: NYer

She may or may not be a slut, but she sure is dumb.


51 posted on 07/25/2013 6:13:58 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: NYer

Don’t Fluke Your Weiner, you’ll go blind.


52 posted on 07/25/2013 6:27:12 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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Actually Fluke is right. I have been controlling Weiner from afar with mind control.

Now that I know it works, my next target will be Spritzer and he will continue to visit prostitutes in the future.

The power to cloud men’s minds is something I picked up in the Orient back in the 40s.

(signed) The Shadow


53 posted on 07/25/2013 6:51:38 AM PDT by wildbill
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If she only knew how stupid she sounds! She could only have sex with men who bring their own condoms and then she could charge them and buy her own birth control pills.

Oh that would make her a whore! Oh yeah, she already is.

54 posted on 07/25/2013 7:03:22 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: NYer

Sandra Fluke has been lobotomized.


55 posted on 07/25/2013 7:19:34 AM PDT by doberville
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