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Waffle House Patron Shoots Unsuspecting Armed Robber
Mr. Conservative ^
| 8/1/13
| Kristin Tate
Posted on 07/31/2013 11:58:00 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Secret Agent Man
Two body shots should ALWAYS be followed by a head shot. The “Mozambique Drill” stops crooks, dead. . . (grin)
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posted on
08/01/2013 5:04:13 AM PDT
by
Salgak
(http://catalogoftehburningstoopid.blogspot.com 100% all-natural snark !)
To: Impala64ssa
on a lighter note, I am reminded of Jim Gaffigan’s routine on the Waffle House, including his noting that “I have seen a gun five times in my life. Three of them have been at a Waffle House.”
To: Slings and Arrows; KoRn
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posted on
08/01/2013 5:24:20 AM PDT
by
DocRock
(All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
To: Impala64ssa
This just in: Al Sharpton is inconsolable at learning a man with the name Evans Chad Pollard is Black. He was heard muttering “Maybe his grandfather was White; how light is he?”
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posted on
08/01/2013 5:27:22 AM PDT
by
jmaroneps37
(Conservatism is truth. Liberalism is lies.)
To: Impala64ssa
Nobody move and open the cash register!
But how can I open the register if I can’t move?
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posted on
08/01/2013 5:37:33 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(If I Pi$$ed off just one liberal today my mission has been accomplished.)
To: Impala64ssa
I’m sorry, wouldn’t a friendly, “Hey, can you pass the syrup when you’re done?” have sufficed?
I say “Boycott all Waffle Houses” until they provide better a better “Rules of Waffle Etiquette” on each and every menu. I they da2%#ed well better not be in cursive!
I’m so sick of this...
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posted on
08/01/2013 5:45:38 AM PDT
by
MarDav
To: MarDav
Should read, “And they da2%#ed well better not be in cursive!”
With apologies to the charming, intelligent Rachel Jeantel...
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posted on
08/01/2013 5:48:02 AM PDT
by
MarDav
To: Impala64ssa
Nobody move and open the cash register! Wonder how many hours this genius spent in front of a mirror to come up with that one.
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posted on
08/01/2013 6:08:58 AM PDT
by
Roccus
To: Impala64ssa
"Macafee did not die as a result of the gunshots, but he is currently in critical condition in the hospital."
It's OK, I understand he has excellent health insurance that will pick up the entire cost. It's called the Grady Memorial Hospital siphon on the taxpayers of Fulton County - premium gold plan.
To: SaxxonWoods
You forgot the /sarc tag.
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posted on
08/01/2013 6:51:29 AM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: Impala64ssa
Another one of Obama's sons.
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posted on
08/01/2013 7:17:54 AM PDT
by
IbJensen
(Liberals are like Slinkies, good for nothing, but you smile as you push them down the stairs.)
To: DocRock; Slings and Arrows; KoRn
Our first ping!!!
(I have a feeling that a very small amount of WH pings will be regarding the subject matter of great food! lol)
Doc, please see Slings profile page for list logo. Or at least the logo we’re using now.) I’m sure a better one will be found or created at some point).
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posted on
08/01/2013 8:40:21 AM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: pepsionice
Just tack the bill to the end of his missed baby-daddy payments.
In fact, I could back a law that any/all medical bills encored during the commission of a crime must be immediately paid and cannot be discharged in bankruptcy (like student loans).
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posted on
08/01/2013 9:59:38 AM PDT
by
i_robot73
(We hold that all individuals have the Right to exercise sole dominion over their own lives - LP.org)
To: Roccus
Still beats the classic “OK, motherstickers, this is a f***up!”
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posted on
08/01/2013 10:28:57 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Dr. Sivana
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posted on
08/01/2013 10:31:07 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: KoRn; DocRock
Now I want a T-bone and eggs, hold the armed robbery.
FReepmail me or KoRn to get on or off the Waffle House Ping List.
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posted on
08/01/2013 10:43:09 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Secret Agent Man
not if you practice.....
That depends. Not everyone responds so well in a real life situation as much as in practice. Also, not everyone who chooses to carry for protection necessarily wants to put in the time and money to be able to put in two head shots instead of two clean body shots.
He was obviously better prepared than everyone else in a southern Waffle House, not bad.
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posted on
08/01/2013 12:00:29 PM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There's no salvation in politics.)
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