Skip to comments.UK Soldier Converts to Islam, Gets Surgery, Becomes First Transgender Gay Muslim Woman
Posted on 09/05/2013 6:43:38 AM PDT by dead
I dont think theres a more apt metaphor for what the UK is doing to itself with Islam than the story of Mr. Laurens Vallender.
A former trained soldier swapped his Territorial Army beret for a veil and became Britains first transgender Muslim woman.
Laurens Vallender now calls himself Lucy and says he is finally true to herself after a sex change three years ago. He is now married to a Muslim man he met on an online dating site, but he did not know he was once a man when they wed.
I just bet. Look at that face. Who could possibly suspect Laurens/Lucy is a man?
But finally the UK has its transgender gay Muslim soldier. If it were the US, the Democrats would already be encouraging him to run for President.
He now wears a full veil outside her Swindon home to show the world he is married.
This is the rare case where everyone can unite around a Burka.
Mr. Vallender told his GP he was in the wrong body and three years ago had his sex change. He then went back to work as a Ministry of Defence kitchen porter.
In another major life change, he then converted to Islam because it promoted peace last September.
I had thought about it for a while but it is such a taboo I thought, he said. But I did it because it is a nice religion so peaceful.
If there were any doubts that this man is completely delusional, they have just been resolved.
His conversion to Islam followed last Autumn and then he married Murad at a small ceremony at his home in London.
Ive seen him twice since the wedding. When I do we have sex.
So its a proper gay marriage then.
He has run into trouble with the local mosque in Swindon, Wiltshire, as they would not let him pray with the women.
They asked me questions about my bra cup size, asked about my Adams apple, about my period and asked to see my birth certificate.
Mr Vallender says he has been victimised by worhippers, who he says have asked himr personal questions and banned him because he is a transexual, and he wants to get justice for transgender and Muslim people.
Try Syria. Theyre serving up heaps of justice there.
Following Shari’a, If he was really a good muslim...
I’m waiting for him to go for a species transplant, deciding that he is a poodle trapped in a human’s body or something.
Actually, I read that menstruating women are kept separate from non-menstruating women at islamic ceremonies, so yes, they do have to suffer the indignity of telling some leering old camel humper where they are in their menstrual cycle.
This lady is still waiting for his first visit from Aunt Flo.
Gay, transgender and Muslim he is a walking liberal trifecta. If he can just yell Allah Akbar and kill Americans he will truly be their hero.
Bad Monte Python skit?
I never thought of that! Most Muzzies make a pilgrimage to Mecca and visit that meteorite. Wonder if he will do that and how Saudis will react?
Following Shari’a,if he was really a good muslim....
He’d stone himself to death?
Hell fit right in.......especially with hairy legs and stubble face..
And, of course, the mutilated genitals....
Just measuring for the proper sword where in to cut his head off when he is not looking.
If it comes down to an all out war between homosexuals and Muslims I think I know who will win but I'm hoping the fight will go into sudden death double overtime.
There ain’t a square, straight, plumb nor true thought in that dude’s head. All the normal linchpins have been cut loose.
Yep, his mind’s adrift... as will soon be the rest of his head most likely.
I am SO stealing that Graphic!