Woman who bragged of counterfeiting on Facebook gets six to 12 years

Lincoln [NE] Journal Star ^ | 9/18/13

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A woman who bragged on Facebook about cashing counterfeit checks around Lincoln won't be going on a spending spree anytime soon.

Lancaster County District Judge Stephanie Stacy on Tuesday sentenced 23-year-old Aloni Jones to six to 12 years in state prison on two felony forgery charges.

In March, Jones cashed at least four counterfeit rapid return income tax checks, each made out for $7,281.20, at Advance Cash, 2600 O St.; Cash Solutions, 3833 S. 48th St.; Red D Cash, 2601 N. 11th St.; and Moore Pawn, 1621 M St., according to an affidavit for her arrest.

The affidavit says Jones posted on Facebook a picture of herself flashing $100 bills along with such comments as: “Racked up stacked up and this anit even tax money that’s how we do it;” and “In Nebraska doin the fool when I get back to the d we go turn ALL the way up.”

She pleaded guilty July 31 to two felony forgery charges in exchange for the Lancaster County attorney's office dropping two more counterfeit charges.

She received credit for 148 days served.

[Slings and Arrows]

Anybody want to guess who she voted for?

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[AnAmericanAbroad]

Sure.....commit a felony crime, and then boast about it on a social media site for all the world - including law enforcement - to see.

Sounds perfectly reasonable.

Cops have to love criminals like this; it makes their jobs so much easier to do.

[MeshugeMikey]

Rumor has it that she was printing OBAMA MONEY.....so its fairly safe to assume that she didnt vote for any AMerican...

[WayneS]

She wins the dumbass of the week award.

[bgill]

Dare I ask if she has to repay that money along with the expense of keeping her in prison? No, didn’t think so.

[WayneS]

She’s so stupid she couldn’t pour warm piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.

[Secret Agent Man]

i thank God some people are just so stupid and narcissistic.

she sounds like an Obama daughter.

[Iron Munro]

If Onama had a check kiting daughter.....

[Slings and Arrows]

...she’d be in Congress.

[JimRed]

Lesson: never go on Facebook and say “I make a lot of money”.

[Sirius Lee]

She looks black-Amish.

[Slings and Arrows]

“An incomplete understanding of cause-and-effect.”

[soycd]

Good. Now if we can start keeping the violent “gimmedats” behind bars for assaulting/killing/maiming innocents we are off to a better start.

[Slings and Arrows]

There might also be a moral about not counterfeiting in there somewhere.

[Gasshog]

Caught with Obama's stash.

[soycd]

She pleaded guilty July 31 to two felony forgery charges in exchange for the Lancaster County attorney's office dropping two more counterfeit charges.

She received credit for 148 days served.

[Ezekiel]

“In Nebraska doin the fool when I get back to the d we go turn ALL the way up.”

Is there a translator handy?

[Carriage Hill]

That there’s funny!
Writing. It. Down.

[funfan]

So predictable. Although she looks like a deranged Swiss Miss
who would beat your ass off.