Posted on 09/29/2013 10:00:35 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki
Locomotive Runs Over Ukrainian Couple Having Sex on Railroad Tracks
MOSCOW, September 29 (RIA Novosti) – An attempt to spice up their sexual life went badly wrong for a middle-aged couple in central Ukraine, which was run over by a train when having sex on the railroad tracks, local police said.
The woman died on the spot, while the man lost both legs and was hospitalized, the country’s Interior Ministry said on its website.
The man and his girlfriend “failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home … and wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks,” the ministry cited the surviving victim as saying.
The duo were run over by a switcher locomotive, the report said, adding that the incident took place in the city of Zaporozhye on early Saturday morning.
The ministry did not release the victims’ names, saying only that the man was 41 and the woman appeared to be a thirtysomething.
Should have listened to Kenny Rodgers. You got to know when to hold ‘em, and know when to fold’em..
Cleaned out that gene pool nicely.
Wooooo, Woooooo!
“What difference does it make?”
What a mood-breaker.
And he can’t sue the railroad, either. (Don’t make me say why...)
Sometimes when you feel the ground shake, its really shaking.
Yes, he could have lost all 3. He should be thankful.
“Wasn’t until Charley rigged the bridge with plastic explosives. just as the little engine was makin his way ‘cross the tressa... BOOM! an explosion happened. Blood and guts and ash was everywhere! Bubba come crawlin out the back door, legs missing, looked at me and said “payne, I can’t feel my legs.” I said “they aint there.” I looked down, and the little bloody nubbs where kickin’. It was 30 miles to the next town. unless he could flip and walk on his hands, he wasn’t going to make it!”
I’ve carefully read all 72 posts to date—and they are wonderfully typical of the insight that Freepers bring to every topic.
However, most of them simply miss the point. This couple has advanced the study and practice of sex to an amazing degree.
Just think of how good that sex must have been. I mean its obvious that they had to know just how close the train was—and could have pulled out of the experiment, but instead they clung to each other trying to get the last possible moment of ecstasy.
(Oh God! Oh God! Dont stop, Dont stop, do...)
WOW!I imagine lots of folks, including Freepers, thinking: Man, it must be great. I gotta get me some of that.
Will this be the next great fad
New meaning to “pulling a train”
Freighttrainus interruptus.
*rimshot*
FReepers is gettin' slow.
If he were in the US, he and an ambulance-chaser would be suing the railroad and winning big bucks.
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