So finish the joke! I couldn’t find it on Google.
Hope it’s a new one; I can always use those. :-)
I’m an Okie and thought we could write “the Punchline” together and then go for biscuits and gravy afterward...
I searched too.
It could be that H0lder is the Joke.
It was a mixed marriage. She was a Texas Longhorn, he was an Okie Sooner.
They were sleeping when an escaped convict broke into their home and tied them up.
She was hog-tied on the bed, dressed in a skimpy Teddy and gagged; he was tied securely to a chair.
He said, “Honey, I know it’s hard but this guy prolly hasn’t had sex in a while. If we cooperate with him and if you’re nice, we might get out of this alive.”
She slipped her gag and spit this at him: “I’m glad you feel that way ‘cause when was a-tyin’ me up, he said you were really cute.”