Should Men Sit Down to Pee? (Proof of the decline of Western Civilization)

Mental Floss ^ | October 15, 2013 | Meghan Holohan

[6ppc]

If God wanted me to sit down to pee he wouldn’t have given me a firehose to pee through! (/facepalm)

[Scrambler Bob]

“Our Aim Is To Keep This Bathroom Clean.
Your Aim Will Help.”

From another forum —

Please don’t put cigarette butts into the urinals,

it makes them soggy and hard to light.

[blackdog]

My dog and I go out for our late night walk and we both pee. It’s mutual expectation thing.

[9YearLurker]

How old i s he?

[Tennessee Nana]

Ive been sittinbg all my life t6o P..

but then Im built for such a posture

Men OTOH...

[Jeff Chandler]

men are pigs and need to learn to clean up after themselves

I take it you've never had to clean a women's restroom.

[TangoLimaSierra]

Toilets are too low for most guys.

And the water is too cold.

[Mustard]

I’d stand up if I had any pressure. I was hunting with a friend and his 12 yo son and watched the boy piss 12 feet across a ditch. I’d kill for half that pressure!!

[I want the USA back]

It’s all bulldroppings. All the fancy words are meant to disguise the real agenda: make everyone exactly the same, ignoring the very natural differences that exist between individuals, the sexes and the races.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

We have SEVERE economic and political problems beginning to boil to the surface and someone posts THIS crap? Give me a break.

[Scrambler Bob]

“At home, it’s the opposite. My husband is the messy one, not that he’s especially messy.”

I got blamed for messing near the toilet, and I denied it; no one in our home but me and her ... wait ...

Culprit was the new poodle, lifting his leg on the front of the commode!

[RJS1950]

Oh for God’s sake! This is a stupid issue. My mom taught us as little kids to sit because we didn’t have the wherewithal to aim or to clean up our mess. That lesson was solidified during my Marine Corps tour living in a barracks. If you have to clean the head every morning you come to not appreciate the slovenly among us. When I became an NCO and observed someone pissing into the wind in front of a urinal or open stall toilet (who wants to sit on a seat that they’ve pissed all over), they were immediately put on head detail. Even today, at home, I sit because it gives me a few moments of rest and contemplation of whether or not I need to offload other material. Besides, when my three boys were growing up the bathroom with the door locked was the only place to get some privacy and peace.

[The KG9 Kid]

I not only stand while peeing, but I call in my wife to hold and aim for me when I need to pee because my hands are busy holding beer.

[NonValueAdded]

deep, too

[Jack of all Trades]

12.

This topic comes up once in a while, and I just don’t understand why people get wrapped up in it. As a man, yes, the world is my urinal. But I also think anyone who doesn’t get that, given the opportunity you might as well cop a squat, probably hasn’t cleaned enough bathrooms.

[BykrBayb]

Interesting tagline for somebody who wants cowboys to pee sitting down like girls.

[Night Hides Not]

I not only stand while peeing, but I call in my wife to hold and aim for me when I need to pee because my hands are busy holding beer.

Does she have a sister?

[Dr. Thorne]

Women should be forced to sit on men's stand-up urinals.

[Liberty Valance]

[CodeToad]

Here's the other one that makes me laugh: