Posted on 11/07/2013 12:21:25 PM PST by Rockitz
The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, but the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted and Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” All the while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would, “put a whole new face on the matter.” The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off of the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the a--holes in Washington.
That deserves some credit for the author. It obviously took some time.
That’s good!
Thanks...excellent laughter! Sent to a bunch of friends.
I wish I could take credit for it, but I got in an e-mail with no acknowledgement of the author.
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Hey, it’s pretty good.
Thank you,,,long time since I laughed so much. Brilliant little write-up.
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