Obamacare Navigator Song

11/8/2013 | antidisestablishment

[antidisestablishment]

Navigator, can you help me with this site

See the login don’t work and now it’s all kind of faded

Obamagirl’s in LA

She dropped her best ex-agent Ray

A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated

But isn't that the way they say it goes

Well let's forget all that

And give me my old plan if you can find it

So I can keep my doc, and make an appointment to go

When I’ve taken a blow

Or I’m not feeling well

I wish I could trust his words

Or just convince myself

Obamacare wasn’t real

But that's not the way it feels

Navigator, could you help me with this site

‘Cause I can’t get the menu that you just gave me

There’s something that is wrong

You know it happens every time

I think about the lies that I thought would save me

But isn't that the way they say it goes

Well let's forget all that

And give me my old plan if you can find it

So I can keep my doc, and make an appointment to go

When I’ve taken a blow

Or I’m not feeling well

I wish I could trust his words

Or just convince myself

Obamacare wasn’t real

But that's not the way it feels

No, no, no, no

That's not the way it feels

Navigator, please forget about this call

It’s supposed to free and now you say I must pay you

Please take it away

For there is no way I can pay

And keep your agents away

Well let's forget all that

And give me my old plan if you can find it

So I can keep my doc, and make an appointment to go

When I’ve taken a blow

Or I’m not feeling well

I wish I could trust his words

Or just convince myself

Obamacare wasn’t real

But that's not the way it feels

[antidisestablishment]

I was just playing around and thought this was funny. I have no musical ability, so please don't be too harsh.

[Nevadan]

perfect! You need to sing it if you can or get someone to sing it and get that on youtube!

[antidisestablishment]

I can’t carry a tune in a bucket. LOL

I would love it if a Freeper who can sing made a video. :)

[Nevadan]

You could also send it to Paul Shanklin. Rush plays his parodies all the time.

[Lou L]

...and please, give me back my dime!

You did a nice job with this...get an acoustic guitar, and YouTube it!

[Alex Murphy]

I was just playing around and thought this was funny. I have no musical ability, so please don't be too harsh.

My only complaint is technical - you didn't match Jim Croce's Operator lyrics syllable-for-syllable. Otherwise, it's hilarious and I loved it!

[1raider1]

You did good.

[antidisestablishment]

Thanks. Wish I could play.

[antidisestablishment]

I tried, but a couple lines got away from me. At least it wasn’t 2000+ pages. Lol

[WashingtonSource]

Is this based on, “Operator, can you help me make this call?” by Jim Croce. One of my all-time favorites.

[antidisestablishment]

Yes it is. I accidently hit post while I was previewing it. I wanted to format it and add a title. Oh well.

Thanks.

[antidisestablishment]

Yes, it is Jim Croce’s “Operator.” One of my favorites too.