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Massachusetts mall Santa Claus charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing his elf
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Posted on 11/26/2013 4:13:20 AM PST by Perdogg

man who played Santa Claus at a Massachusetts mall has been barred from the shopping center after he was charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing an elf.

Herbert Jones was released on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty Monday to indecent assault and battery. A judge ordered him to stay away from the Hanover Mall and barred him from playing Santa anywhere pending the outcome of his case.

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I wonder if she looked like Zooey Deschanel
1 posted on 11/26/2013 4:13:20 AM PST by Perdogg
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To: Bender2; GOPsterinMA; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv; Impy; fieldmarshaldj

ping


2 posted on 11/26/2013 4:14:36 AM PST by Perdogg (Ted Cruz-Rand Paul 2016)
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To: Perdogg

Naughty or nice?


3 posted on 11/26/2013 4:17:05 AM PST by eCSMaster ("It is not the color of his skin, ... it is the blackness that fills his soul")
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To: Lazamataz

Alibi ?


4 posted on 11/26/2013 4:18:18 AM PST by mabarker1 (Please, Somebody Impeach the kenyan!!!!)
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To: Perdogg

“looked like Zooey Deschanel”...LOL.

He would have to do some explaining to Bob Newhart...


5 posted on 11/26/2013 4:18:21 AM PST by SeminoleCounty (2014: Real Conservatives Only, Please)
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To: Perdogg

6 posted on 11/26/2013 4:19:07 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: mabarker1
My alibi was that I was working at the time.

I was playing Santa Claus in a Massachusetts mall.

7 posted on 11/26/2013 4:24:37 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Perdogg
Reminds me of a Cheech and Chong skit.

“Your honor I plead insanity. I'm just crazy about little girls. Bailiff, whack his pee pee...”

8 posted on 11/26/2013 4:26:04 AM PST by McGruff (Obama lied. Period!)
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To: Perdogg

Dirty old men need love too!


9 posted on 11/26/2013 4:33:17 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: Perdogg

A man can’t play with his elf anymore.


10 posted on 11/26/2013 4:39:39 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Lazamataz

Whoe, Whoe, Whoe;)


11 posted on 11/26/2013 4:41:39 AM PST by mabarker1 (Please, Somebody Impeach the kenyan!!!!)
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To: Perdogg

Now I`m going to have that image in my head all day.

Hee hee hee


12 posted on 11/26/2013 4:42:57 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: Perdogg

This mall is about 10 minutes from my house.


13 posted on 11/26/2013 5:07:54 AM PST by surrey
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To: Perdogg

Should have checked his naughty and nice list first


14 posted on 11/26/2013 5:14:50 AM PST by shoff (Vote Democratic it beats thinking!)
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To: Perdogg

Am I the only one that had to read the headline a few times???


15 posted on 11/26/2013 5:45:52 AM PST by jdsteel (Give me freedom, not more government.)
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To: Perdogg

Didn’t know Glenn Quagmire moonlighted as a seasonal santa.


16 posted on 11/26/2013 6:07:41 AM PST by DickBrannigan (When did logic become reversed, and right became wrong, and wrong became right?)
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To: Perdogg
Massachusetts mall Santa Claus charged with groping an 18-year-old woman playing his elf

I've heard it called many things but "elf" is a new one for me.

FMCDH(BITS)

17 posted on 11/26/2013 6:13:45 AM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Perdogg

If this “Santa” guy likes to grope, he should get a job with the TSA.


18 posted on 11/26/2013 6:33:27 AM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (The Second Amendment makes all the other amendments possible)
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To: Perdogg; Bender2; NFHale; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv; Impy; fieldmarshaldj

Hanover...yeah...


19 posted on 11/26/2013 6:35:30 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: DickBrannigan

Giggidy-giggidy-giggidy-giggidy! All right!


20 posted on 11/26/2013 7:15:14 AM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Impeach 0bama)
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To: Perdogg
Everyone is allowed one free grope.


21 posted on 11/26/2013 7:36:58 AM PST by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: GOPsterinMA; Perdogg; Bender2; Slings and Arrows; SunkenCiv; Impy; fieldmarshaldj

But... the real question is...

Was she a hottie Elfette???


22 posted on 11/26/2013 8:47:03 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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Can’t blame him, I hear Mrs. Claus is frigid.


23 posted on 11/26/2013 5:33:57 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: NFHale; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Well, she should have kept her hands off his elf instead of playing with it. Santa’s Little Helpers ping.


24 posted on 11/26/2013 5:56:25 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: Perdogg

good to know santa isnt a fag isnt a muzzie and still has working balls


25 posted on 11/26/2013 5:59:59 PM PST by bigheadfred
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A judge ordered him to stay away from the Hanover Mall and barred him from playing Santa anywhere pending the outcome of his case.

Beware of "Jingle Bells" the Clown.

26 posted on 11/26/2013 6:07:15 PM PST by Ezekiel (All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
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To: Perdogg; GOPsterinMA

He sees her when she’s sleeping, he knows when she’s awake...


27 posted on 11/26/2013 6:07:49 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: Impy; Perdogg; NFHale; fieldmarshaldj

Offensive; you’re entering Mauro territory...


28 posted on 11/26/2013 7:23:11 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: SunkenCiv; Perdogg; Impy

You’re bad...:)


29 posted on 11/26/2013 7:27:07 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: SunkenCiv

This was bound to happen when Mrs. Claus doesn’t go with him to the mall.


30 posted on 11/26/2013 7:47:08 PM PST by Berosus (I wish I had as much faith in God as liberals have in government.)
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To: GOPsterinMA

I speak the truth, why do you think Santa comes only once a year?


31 posted on 11/26/2013 8:07:21 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: Impy

Dear Lord...:)

What’s next “HFA” permeations for the 2031 AL playoffs?


32 posted on 11/26/2013 8:14:02 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: GOPsterinMA

That one I stole from Google.

“2031 AL playoffs”

Hmm, Houston may be in contention by then, and in the NL, Theo should be done with his rebuild.


33 posted on 11/26/2013 8:24:44 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: Impy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA HFA


34 posted on 11/26/2013 8:29:18 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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“...I hear Mrs. Claus is frigid...”

She does, however, like his North Pole...


35 posted on 11/27/2013 4:46:10 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Word on the street is, the Elf wanted to be a Dentist... but he “Bumbled” it...


36 posted on 11/27/2013 4:47:39 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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Or was it his South Pole?


37 posted on 11/27/2013 6:55:15 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: GOPsterinMA; Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj

Depends on which way it’s pointing...


38 posted on 11/27/2013 7:42:25 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale; Impy; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj

Einsatzgruppen.


39 posted on 11/27/2013 7:44:08 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: NFHale

The article doesn’t say so, but this incident took place on the Aisle of Misfit Toys.


40 posted on 11/27/2013 7:14:12 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: GOPsterinMA; Berosus

Was that a candy cane in his pocket or...


41 posted on 11/27/2013 7:19:09 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: SunkenCiv; Berosus

I vote “or”.


42 posted on 11/27/2013 7:22:37 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: SunkenCiv; GOPsterinMA; Impy; sickoflibs; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj

“...Isle of Misfit Toys...”

I know that place... Brrr... Was stationed there for several years, with the 107th, after putting down the “Great Hasbro Uprising of ‘63”...

Those were bad days... I’d rather forget them. Lost a LOT of good toys there... I don’t want to tell you what happened on the Barbie and Ken section of the island... I can’t relive that... it was a debacle. I can STILL see those damned candy canes shoved up the - no... not that. I can’t...

I still have the scars from the Automatic Hot Wheels Launcher that was on the roof...it was sighted in on us, and those little Elf bastards just wouldn’t give it up. You’d think green and red outfits would stand out in the snow, but it was a blizzard. They timed it perfectly...

And yes...I blame the Fat Guy in the Red Suit for cutting back on defense spending and depleting the forces... those Elves ran AMOK for months... one minute, happy, peaceful little bastards making toys; the next... They were ALL OVER us with those beady little eyes and tiny hands and gnashing teeth... they caught us completely by surprise..

I never knew pissed-off pointy-eared midgets could wreak so much havoc. We spent months tracking them all down.

But to think MRS. CLAUS was behind it all... “Comrade Clausinski” they called her... the cruelest blow of all.


43 posted on 11/28/2013 9:33:40 AM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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To: NFHale

:’D


44 posted on 11/28/2013 5:12:15 PM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: NFHale; SunkenCiv; Impy; sickoflibs; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj

OFFENSIVE!!!

Minorities do not appear to be represented in your tale.

OFFENSIVE!!!

Elves are no longer to be referred to as “Elves”, but as “Native Middle-Earth Inhabitants”.


45 posted on 11/29/2013 4:49:44 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: GOPsterinMA

And when an elf says she’s got one in the oven, she means a baking tin of cookies.


46 posted on 11/29/2013 6:46:06 AM PST by SunkenCiv (http://www.freerepublic.com/~mestamachine/)
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To: SunkenCiv

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


47 posted on 11/29/2013 7:22:00 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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To: GOPsterinMA; SunkenCiv; Impy; sickoflibs; Perdogg; fieldmarshaldj

I refer to them as demented little gnome-f*ckers...


48 posted on 11/29/2013 1:11:21 PM PST by NFHale (The Second Amendment - By Any Means Necessary.)
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You bad...


49 posted on 11/29/2013 3:11:52 PM PST by GOPsterinMA (You're a very weird person, Yossarian.)
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Not a racist statement but the dark elves are trouble, fact.


50 posted on 11/30/2013 12:56:52 AM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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