NFL LIVE THREAD week 13

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[Bender2]

Week 13
Thu Nov 28
12:30 pm Green Bay Packers @ Detroit Lions
4:30 pm Oakland Raiders @ Dallas Cowboys
8:30 pm Pittsburgh Steelers @ Baltimore Ravens

Sun Dec 1
1:00 pm Arizona Cardinals @ Philadelphia Eagles
1:00 pm Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings
1:00 pm Denver Broncos @ Kansas City Chiefs
1:00 pm Jacksonville Jaguars @ Cleveland Browns
1:00 pm Miami Dolphins @ New York Jets
1:00 pm Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Carolina Panthers
1:00 pm Tennessee Titans @ Indianapolis Colts
4:05 pm Atlanta Falcons @ Buffalo Bills
4:05 pm St. Louis Rams @ San Francisco 49ers
4:25 pm Cincinnati Bengals @ San Diego Chargers
4:25 pm New England Patriots @ Houston Texans
8:30 pm New York Giants @ Washington Redskins

Mon Dec 2 8:40 pm
New Orleans Saints @ Seattle Seahawks

[Bender2]

Gadzooks! Lucky Week 13 is here... complete with three Turkey Day Games!

Okay, big, your Packer Wackers are up first against the Brankrupt Bozs comming off a 2 game losing streak. If Aaron Boy plays, you will have a winner. If not, a tie would be your best hope

Seven, your Waiders do Dallas... and will not even get a mint on the pillow

Oh, I hate to pick the Stoolers over the Old Brownstains, but I do--

Sunday, the last of the Turkey leftovers should be gone as the Arid Zona Reds pick the bones of the Iggles

Since Da Bears lost last week to those Stillwater Okies, De Bears struggle past the Viqueens to keep on Detroit's heels

Revenge is best served cold and my Old Dallas Texans, coached by my semi-new hero, Big Chief Andy... knock Mile High Manning's Mules on a 2 game losing streak

The New Brownstains slip past the Jags

Jino's Jersey Jets bully the Doll Phins

Camshaft keeps on rolling with their 8th win in a row over the Buckin' Ears

Allegra's Old Earlers run out of luck at Indy

The Falcons leave the country and still manage to step in Buffalo chips

Yes, the 69ers have the stump-broke Rams visiting and hijinks ensue with smiles in the shower

TCU North gets the Bolts back in the loss column

Well, Allegra, I have to go againts your Texicans, so don't hurt me!

Sunday Night Feetball is really the True Turkey Bowl as Pharm's Jersey Jints slow RG3 down to way less than 1/3rd RPMs

Monday Night Feetball has the Saints beating the Seahags... simply 'cause I want them to!

[Bender2]

Now, Y'all... get you picks in!

Here are my picks... for you non-readers

[Recompennation]

Sun Dec 1 1:00 pm Arizona Cardinals @ Philadelphia Eagles
Boycott this joke. Warning warning overload, too much eagle s**t in the hand of convicted dog killer michael vick.
$12.5 million a year and on the bench. Forgiven by some, not by all!

[dainbramaged]

Monday Night Feetball has the Saints beating the Seahags...
I don't think so, hot dog. It's gonna be Saints etouffee, as in smothered.
Maybe some loser's gumbo on the side, too.

[big'ol_freeper]

Now the real winners...

The Packer boys will crush the Kittens ...even without Rodgers
The Cowpokes will spank the Eyepatches
The Pigeons will cruise by the Stools
The Brownstains will poop on JHS
The Folds will slide by the Weaklings
The Barelies will pinch the Vicekings
The Guppies will swim by the Cessnas
The Bagels are a lox over the Desert Sparrows
The Punters will pounce all over the Pirates
Alas the Texians will be crushed by the Brady Bunch
The Beefaloes will pluck the Dirty Birds
The Fluffy Niners will slide by the Lambs
The Mules will stampede the Thiefs
The Bolts will pummel the Bungles
The Deadskins will surprise the Midgets
The Halos will shoot down the Seaslugs

Bank on it!

[atc23]

Lambs take Kaepernick’s lunch money - Weehawks over Aints by 9 - Pack stuns Dee-troyt - Cards continue the role of most surprising over Phila by 6

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: I don't think so, hot dog.

Bend, don't you hate it when they focus on your wiener?

http://theinfosphere.org/images/1/19/Promo_2ACV13.jpg

[campaignPete R-CT]

118-57-1 for the season thru week 12 (8-5-1 last week)

Week 13 winners:
DET
DAL
PITT
INDY
DEN
CLE
CAR
CHI
AZ
MIAMI
BUFF
SF
PATS
CINCY
NYG
SEA

[campaignPete R-CT]

guaranteed winner: CLEVELAND
(each team can only be used once per season, PITT, NE, MINN, INDY, STL, KC, ATL, SF, DAL, TN, NYG, HOUS used, 8-4)

guaranteed loser: GREEN BAY
(each team can only be used once per season, OAK, STL, INDY, PHIL, NYJ, TN, CLE, BUFF, CHI, DAL, MN, TB used, 8-4)

[campaignPete R-CT]

week 13 is on ...

[SevenofNine]

Hey say it i think your precious Cowpokes would go gangstra on my Raiders

[SevenofNine]

You know what here in SO CAL they talk about LA Dodgers tickets how they much go for

MAN baseball season is almost here???? LOL!

[BeadCounter]

Thank you for the message.

Guaranteed Winner: Cardinals, Guaranteed Loser: Raiders.

week 13:

Packers
Cowboys
Steelers

Dolphins
BROWNS, switching my original pick in the week 12 thread.
Vikings
Patriots
Colts
Panthers
Cardinals
Bills
Rams
Broncos
Chargers
Giants

Seahawks

[NormsRevenge]

The flames will help heat the Cheesehead stew in the pots aboard the 2013 Vikings seasonal funeral sailing,
now an annual event on the Minniesoda calendar.

[mc5cents]

Correction: The 4:05 game @ Buffalo is not @ Buffalo it is in Toronto, in a dome. Thanks schedule makers. Atlanta is not good in cold outdoor, cold conditions so naturally why not bring them up north and let them play indoors.

[Bender2]

Re: The flames will help heat the Cheesehead stew in the pots aboard... the 2013 Vikings seasonal funeral sailing now an annual event on the Minniesoda calendar.

Reminds me of the ending of one... of my favorite films on Hollywood, S.O.B. that nailed the Looney Left Coast's true nature--

Ben Coogan: What are we going to do with him? It?

Tim Culley: I've been thinking: a burial at sea.

Ben Coogan: Beautiful. A burial at sea.

Ben Coogan: I don't like to be a party pooper, but I get seasick.

Dr. Irving Finegarten: A-ha! The last of your excremental bodily functions! Worthy of the Guinness Book of Records.

"Bye... Felix."

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[al baby]

One of the finest movies ever great ending i cried

[PROCON]

Ain’t no way the Aints are beating my Seahawks

[Perdogg]

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[Impy]

My Thanksgiving picks

DET
DAL
PITT