Skip to comments.Panel Says Global Warming Risks Sudden, Deep Changes
Posted on 12/03/2013 5:46:12 PM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
Continued global warming poses a risk of rapid, drastic changes in some human and natural systems, a scientific panel warned Tuesday, citing the possible collapse of polar sea ice, the potential for a mass extinction of plant and animal life and the threat of immense dead zones in the ocean.
The reality is that the climate is changing, said James W. C. Wanker, a paleoclimatologist at the University of Colorado Boulder who headed the committee on abrupt impacts of climate change. Its going to continue to happen, and its going to be part of everyday life for centuries to come perhaps longer than that.
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So, would sudden global cooling prove global warming?
James Wanker? Surely this is an Onion story...
Well, it’s a good thing there’s no global warming.
Yes the climate is changing. Just as it always has.
“So, would sudden global cooling prove global warming?”
Global cooling, the sun coming up in the morning, Cornflakes going soggy in milk...pretty much anything.
The closer we get to the end of the global warming hoax, the louder and more desperate and more screechy the adherents and those whose paycheck depends on it will become
James W. C. Wanker, a paleoclimatologist at the University of Colorado Boulder goes onto the list of people to be fired for scientific fraud and incompetence. Likewise with any proposed future funding of the Marxist University of Colorado Boulder, the institution should be sanctioned for its role in perpetrating the fraud.
LOLOLOLOL! Seriously? These asshats must not have got the memo. As for the warming, we got 7 inches of warming today and we’re supposed to have a balmy -4 deg on Thursday morning. Thanks algorezeera!
I predict we will have weather!
Haven’t you heard? EVERY unusual weather is caused by globull warming! Hail, tornadoes, droughts, floods, hot weather, blizzards, EVERYTHING is caused by globull warming.
Aha! So I was half right...thanks for the clarification.
This should make these nuts happy, after all they think humans are overpopulating the earth. So we’ll all be wiped out and then they’ll be happy. Idiots all.
Ass Hats. Haven’t you heard of the newest threat “Globull Keweling”?
“We must realign the thaumaturgic matrices or we’re all doomed!” - globull worming “I believe in magic” panel.
It stopped over 15 years ago!
As for the beetle kill, that’s due to an unwillingness to control the pests 25 years ago.
Idiots would let us kill the bugs or burn the dead trees.
James Wanker is well-named.
So a paleoclimatologist looks across the centuries into the ancient past and concludes that the climate is going to change over the next few centuries, AND MAYBE LONGER.
This guy is really sticking his neck out.
These idiots will never stop the BS....
There are probably a lot of Polar Bears, seals, walruses, arctic foxes, whales, and other cold weather animals laughing at Al Gore and the EcoNazis right now...even the Polar Bear stuck on the ice floe
The reality is that climate has ALWAYS been changing, Wanker, that's why we have had so many ice ages and interglacial periods.
Do you think that now that you have arrived climate is supposed to stop changing?
Yep, looks like a “wanker”. Good theory, well written, well presented, but scientifically, an “F” because of a total lack of facts.
LOL He’s staking his reputation on the claim that the climate might change. He’s a real risk taker!
How appropriately named.
James WANKER??? Indeed, they’re all a bunch of wankers. IT’S GETTING COLDER, MORONS!!
>> James Wanker is well-named.
He’s self published, you know.
>> Yep, looks like a wanker”... total lack of facts.
Aye, there’s the rub! :-)
James Water Closet Wanker ??
Come on! This has to be a parody!!
I am banking on it killing off most of the democrats ... .bring it.
Which.... isn't even possible.
It would be funny if this charade was not costing us so much money and so many jobs. It’s the new version of public theft - they create “green jobs” that put green in the pockets of politicians and their cronies.
“Continued global cooling poses a risk of rapid, drastic changes in our phony baloney jobs, a pseudo-scientific panel warned Tuesday, citing the possible collapse of federal funding, the potential for career stagnation and the threat of immense numbers of unemployed academicians selling pencils on the street.
“The reality is that we may be facing charges of science fraud, said James W. C. “Whatta” Wanker, a neuroproctologist at the University of Colorado Boulder who headed the committee on abrupt impacts of having to earn their pay by actually teaching, instead of just mooching.
I just turned my A/C back on tonight. Won’t need it for the heat until tomorrow, but it’s darn humid tonight. When you’ve had enough of that white stuff, we need all the right wing voters we can get in FL.
You realize if the goreball warming cultists say everything is caused by it, then that makes globull warming the lib/commie deity. Ayn Rand would explain it a little differently as she would say that one is applying this junk science in a totalitarian fashion where everything is this junk science and we must all bow to it. Even that crazy scientist Lysenko didn't say that everything was vernalization (his junk science theory on agriculture) when he spouted his nonsense to Stalin.
But, but, but, we just left there to spread the conservative word and to help defeat hairy screed. Except we musta scared him real bad cause I heard he isn’t going to run next go around. But then again, we know he’s a lying liar who lies about other lying liars.
And it has been happening for centuries past so what's the problem?
“Continued global warming poses a risk of rapid, drastic changes in some human and natural systems, a scientific panel warned Tuesday...”
Then they filed yet another application for a fat government grant, got into their Mercedes luxury cars and drove home to the mansion for a pre-prandial champagne cocktail.
Of course, Dummy!
And sudden global warming proves global cooling.
See? It all works out!